yeah, it was a nice surprise to see you on!
things are great here. starting back at college for a new diploma in january, so doing a lot of paperwork this week.
the commute is a great excuse to get a new car! yay! doing mostly online shopping for that.
junior's doing well and has started swimming lessons. we're off to niagara falls in about an hour.
l'm not bored, anyway! how are things going with you? well, l hope.
Yeah; I get the point. That's why they started that "real life" section; alot of folks felt the way you do. I also know what mod you mean and can't deny that I kinda feel the same way. It seems to have settled a bit, though, honestly.
When you have an I Hate my Job day,
[Even if retired you sometimes have those days]
try this:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized. '
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, 'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
