Drink: Straight vodka -- it serves its purpose well. Aside from that, I like mixing soda with Crown Royal.
Annoyance: My sister and her "baby daddy," as I've been told to call him, took me to a strip club for the first time two nights ago... I was sitting there and some old grey-haired biker came up to me and asked if I wanted a drink. It was scary, and I look like I'm like, 14 -- that's a little weird, grandpa.