If you could change your sex

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 08:26 PM

...for one day would you?

What's the first thing you'd do with your new gender?

**sunshine74137** · 02-09-2009, 08:32 PM

No way, I love being all girl, but I do think men should have one menstral cycle in their life just to have a bit more understanding.

**Karma** · 02-09-2009, 08:57 PM

And one pregnancy scare.

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 09:00 PM

Bugger that, women have too many plumbing problems for my liking.

**RubySlippers** · 02-09-2009, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Karma

And one pregnancy scare.

hell with scare, make them go through it, damnit!

**cachluv** · 02-09-2009, 09:19 PM

Oh my God. I would LOVE to have a penis for a day (my name is cock-love, right?). I would call out from work, order pizza and have at it. To quote Chris Rock, while looking down at his crotch "You can scream....but ain't nobody gonna hear ya".

If I could, like, have a penis for a day you wouldn't be able to shut me up about it. I would be so happy, that would take me on for awhile just fine. I loves me kitty. Always. But to be on the other side of the coin for a hot minute would be so fucking cool.

**MorbidMolly** · 02-09-2009, 09:21 PM

In a New York Minute.....I`d be screwing everything in sight, and if I couldn`t find anyone, I`d be drilling holes in the walls.....would LOVE to have a weiner for a day........WOOT

**jlm709** · 02-09-2009, 09:29 PM

I think I could handle it for just one day. Dont think I'd want to be a guy for any longer though.

**smellslikealmonds** · 02-09-2009, 09:33 PM

I would wanna be a guy so I could bang a bunch of chicks and never call em again.

**SelenaFan** · 02-09-2009, 09:37 PM

ditto lol. but just for a day or two. must be nice to tumble outta bed and put clothes on in ten minutes.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by MorbidMolly

In a New York Minute.....I`d be screwing everything in sight, and if I couldn`t find anyone, I`d be drilling holes in the walls.....would LOVE to have a weiner for a day........WOOT

I'd stand nude sideways in front of a mirror and jump up and down a bit.

Then I'd go screw both women and men. What can I say? I'd only have 24 friggin' hours!

**MorbidMolly** · 02-09-2009, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by Nelliebean

I'd stand nude sideways in front of a mirror and jump up and down a bit.

Then I'd go screw both women and men. What can I say? I'd only have 24 friggin' hours!

LMAOOOOOOOOO

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 09:50 PM

If I were a woman, I'd be just giving it away. I would be the biggest slut in the history of mankind. Seriously, not just any run of the mill floozy, I mean the kind that bring smiles to the men's faces and write songs about that they'll sing in bars and taverns when men are way too drunk to give a damn.

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 09:51 PM

Originally Posted by Nelliebean

I'd stand nude sideways in front of a mirror and jump up and down a bit.

Then I'd go screw both women and men. What can I say? I'd only have 24 friggin' hours!

You gotta try to be the "Human Hatrack"...that's always a favorite of mine

**cachluv** · 02-09-2009, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

If I were a woman, I'd be just giving it away. I would be the biggest slut in the history of mankind. Seriously, not just any run of the mill floozy, I mean the kind that bring smiles to the men's faces and write songs about that they'll sing in bars and taverns when men are way too drunk to give a damn.

---Nah. I can't do my early twenties again.

I wouldn't want to do other people, well kind of, but not so much as I would just be curious to see how it feels. And how it could feel.

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 09:59 PM

Knowing my luck, the day the gender transfer takes place will be the day I am having a period.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:02 PM

Originally Posted by neilmpenny

Knowing my luck, the day the gender transfer takes place will be the day I am having a period.

Every man should experience an attack by Aunt Flo and her evil twin Aunt Ruby.

Of course, the tampon box in the medicine cabinet would be empty.............

**herekittykitty** · 02-09-2009, 10:02 PM

I'd like to aim at things when I pee, or write my name in the snow.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:03 PM

I'd be deathly afraid of a kick in the crotch.

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 10:05 PM

Originally Posted by herekittykitty

I'd like to aim at things when I pee, or write my name in the snow.

You mean you can't do that now?

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 10:06 PM

Originally Posted by herekittykitty

I'd like to aim at things when I pee, or write my name in the snow.

You can't now? I am so dissappointed.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:07 PM

Hell, I can't even pee while hiking without soaking my right pant leg.

Do you really think I could make letters?

**cachluv** · 02-09-2009, 10:07 PM

herekitty, put one foot on the wall and see what you can do.

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 10:12 PM

BTW: I'm going to be showing it to everybody I see....

**herekittykitty** · 02-09-2009, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

You mean you can't do that now?

Originally Posted by neilmpenny

You can't now? I am so dissappointed.

ahh, I see my fans have caught up with me! I thought you guys were satisfied that I could tie cherry stems into knots down thar, no? Yeesh!

Originally Posted by cachluv

herekitty, put one foot on the wall and see what you can do.

But now thanks to cach's specific advice, I will try and get back to you! Do you want, um, piccies?

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by herekittykitty

ahh, I see my fans have caught up with me! I thought you guys were satisfied that I could tie cherry stems into knots down thar, no? Yeesh!

Yeah..but can you pluck the stem off the cherry? That's what I want to know...

Originally Posted by herekittykitty

But now thanks to cach's specific advice, I will try and get back to you! Do you want, um, piccies?

Actually, a video would be better with the object of said stream in the shot, no pun intended.

**herekittykitty** · 02-09-2009, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

Yeah..but can you pluck the stem off the cherry? That's what I want to know...

That would cost extra, sir.

Originally Posted by Armcast

Actually, a video would be better with the object of said stream in the shot, no pun intended.

I aim to please!

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 10:30 PM

Originally Posted by herekittykitty

ahh, I see my fans have caught up with me! I thought you guys were satisfied that I could tie cherry stems into knots down thar, no? Yeesh!

Do you want, um, piccies?

Originally Posted by Armcast

Actually, a video would be better

Personally, I am not fussy.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:37 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

You gotta try to be the "Human Hatrack"...that's always a favorite of mine

I prefer the donut toss.

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by Nelliebean

I prefer the donut toss.

I haven't done that since an ex decided to throw those miniature donuts at me...I think she was trying to tell me something...

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

I haven't done that since an ex decided to throw those miniature donuts at me...I think she was trying to tell me something...

Pin-dick?

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

I haven't done that since an ex decided to throw those miniature donuts at me...I think she was trying to tell me something...

Be leary of women throwing mini donuts! (especially the glazed)

**Armcast** · 02-09-2009, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by neilmpenny

Pin-dick?

Can't really talk about it because we settled out of court.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 10:56 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

Can't really talk about it because we settled out of court.

Make sure you only get involved with women allergic to baked goods.

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 11:00 PM

Originally Posted by Armcast

Can't really talk about it because we settled out of court.

Ah, the Jackson defence. I understand.

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by neilmpenny

Ah, the Jackson defence. I understand.

I'm sure armcast knows better than to go around wearing one glove.

**WendyK** · 02-09-2009, 11:10 PM

WEll considering it is " my time" yes I would be a man for a week...

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 11:14 PM

Wendy~ May Aunt Flo's visit be brief and unrevealing...........

**WendyK** · 02-09-2009, 11:18 PM

Originally Posted by Nelliebean

Wendy~ May Aunt Flo's visit be brief and unrevealing...........

Just cut my female parts out NOW...lol

**John Connor** · 02-09-2009, 11:20 PM

I'd play with my tits for awhile then I would fuck a lot of guys.

**WendyK** · 02-09-2009, 11:25 PM

Originally Posted by keeunjames

I'd play with my tits for awhile then I would fuck a lot of guys.

What do you mean by alot?

**Nicksmorbidfascination** · 02-09-2009, 11:34 PM

i would love to be a man for just one day, hand me the hand cream and tissues please!

**neilmpenny** · 02-09-2009, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Nicksmorbidfascination

i would love to be a man for just one day, hand me the hand cream and tissues please!

Chux super-wipes

**Nelliebean** · 02-09-2009, 11:54 PM

Originally Posted by neilmpenny

Chux super-wipes

Neil sounds like he know's what he's talking about.

**John Connor** · 02-09-2009, 11:57 PM

Originally Posted by WendyK

What do you mean by alot?

As many as I could get in me in one day.

**AaronVail** · 02-10-2009, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by sunshine74137

No way, I love being all girl, but I do think men should have one menstral cycle in their life just to have a bit more understanding.

I think women should have one blown out back from shoveling snow.

**Armcast** · 02-10-2009, 12:01 AM

One thing I should warn my female friends that if you do get a penis for a day, you won't be able to have 100% control of your hands. They'll keep touching you in places...

**AaronVail** · 02-10-2009, 12:01 AM

Originally Posted by RubySlippers

hell with scare, make them go through it, damnit!

If we went through it, we'd wind up showing you up by not complaining.

**AaronVail** · 02-10-2009, 12:05 AM

All this talk about, if you had a wingy wang, you'd go off and bang anything in sight, is a little funny, considering recent studies have shown that women now have almost as many sex partners as men.

Cue the "It's different though" responses...

**Armcast** · 02-10-2009, 12:08 AM

Originally Posted by Nelliebean

I'd be deathly afraid of a kick in the crotch.

You can defend yourself from a kick. If you sit down the wrong way or you don't adjust your pants properly, you could wind up in serious pain. Also, if you're "healthy", zipping up in a hurry could lead to quite an experience.

That's just physical pain.

Try going through puberty where the slightest breeze could cause an erection...in public and now you have to hide it...

It happens...

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