Actor Doug Hutchison, 51, Marries 16-Year-Old

[Nelliebean]

I always thought Rod Stewart was just as gross as the other cradle robbers.

[pwem]

He is to me

[Mammy]

Rod Stewart is gross. He's just a couple of dry heaves until a full blown projectile puke.

[neilmpenny]

O'l Rod certainly had no troubles attracting babes. Y'all just jealous it wasn't you!

[Mammy]

I think Rod's wallet is what attracted the babes, not Rod. I'm not a bit jealous. I don't like babes. lol

[SomeChick]

Someone help me out here.....didnt he used to have facial hair or something? He looks different to me.

I think what's throwing you off might be that he trimmed the old man nose and ear hair that used to resemble a mustache.

[buddyhollylover]

Rod Stewart is gross. He's just a couple of dry heaves until a full blown projectile puke.

YESH!!!

[Nelliebean]

O'l Rod certainly had no troubles attracting babes. Y'all just jealous it wasn't you!

Jealous? Not my style.

The old wallet is what attractes women to the ugly little troll man.

Egads.

[radiojane]

Oh dear god Nellie. MY EYES!

I'm definitey Jane Russell on the Gentlemen prefer blondes scale. They can be broke, but they gotta turn me on, and I just can`t get it up for a platinum visa.

[Nelliebean]

Sorry, Jane....... I should have warned about the picture.

[pwem]

Well, thanks for that pic. It emptied my stomach for my late lunch.

[Mammy]

Since jealousy was mentioned, Courtney would be pea green with envy over Rod's arm bracelet.

[SomeChick]

Since jealousy was mentioned, Courtney would be pea green with envy over Rod's arm bracelet.

And that he's wearing one when it was actually fashionable. (Doesn't detract from his trollness but yep, it was fashionable back then.)

[Wickedkitten]

Here's the happy couple at Target. She's wearing a tank top and he's looking more and more like a butch lesbian... http://dlisted.com/2012/04/30/iguana...rums-new-music

I don't know. I don't think that he looks squeaky clean as much as its just in comparison to how grubby she looks. The more pics and the more time that goes on, the more I just feel sorry for her really. Ugh, she's 17 and she should be getting ready to be heading off to college or moving out from living with her parents and there she is making an utter fool of herself whilst everyone around her is old enough to know better but are just using her for their own purposes. Don't get me wrong, she is probably in on it as well but in her case she's too daft to know any better.

[SomeChick]

She looks whore-rendous in the Target pic with Dougie. Do they sell stripper poles at Target now?

I also can't imagine any of the employees helping her with anything, her going in there like that. All of the bad eye make-up and frosted lipstick contorting up close and personal in their faces causing them to say that they are urgently needed in other departments. *Zip!

[pwem]

I finally realized what Courtney looks like. Ganguro was a type of fashion that was popular in Japan a few years ago. Blonde hair, tanned skin, white lips. You be the judgetumblr_lp0nuozKDn1qambtqo1_500.jpg

[SomeChick]

I finally realized what Courtney looks like. Ganguro was a type of fashion that was popular in Japan a few years ago. Blonde hair, tanned skin, white lips. You be the judgetumblr_lp0nuozKDn1qambtqo1_500.jpg

The court finds your observation to be of merit and the motion is granted. *Bangs gavel.

[slingshot]

The court finds your observation to be of merit and the motion is granted. *Bangs gavel.

As I read this, that was exactly what was happening on Law and Order.

[buddyhollylover]

I finally realized what Courtney looks like. Ganguro was a type of fashion that was popular in Japan a few years ago. Blonde hair, tanned skin, white lips. You be the judgetumblr_lp0nuozKDn1qambtqo1_500.jpg

isn't this the leatherface hag in that other thread? ya know, the one that burned her kid in the tanning bed?

[pwem]

Could be. I never realized how many North American women are dying to be Harajuku Girls.

[slingshot]

isn't this the leatherface hag in that other thread? ya know, the one that burned her kid in the tanning bed?

I was just getting ready to post that!

[buddyhollylover]

^

i've seen halloween costumes not as scary as these chicks

[pkstracy]

Good lord make it go away.

[pwem]

The court finds your observation to be of merit and the motion is granted. *Bangs gavel.

*seeing Judge Judy behind that post*

[Linnythepooh]

And here is our Court in a bath WITHOUT make up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...bble-bath.html

[havoc]

And here is our Court in a bath WITHOUT make up!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...bble-bath.html

Still with the lips......

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[radiojane]

NOW I believe she's a teenager. That's so much better, but now it's just gross to see a kid so sexualized.

[slingshot]

NOW I believe she's a teenager. That's so much better, but now it's just gross to see a kid so sexualized.

I was just getting ready to post a similar thought. She really looks good there I think, altho too skinny for me, lol.

[PurrPurr]

Needs to leave off the heavy glop more often. She actually looks decent without all the clown makeup.

[pwem]

Yes, now I am convinced she is a teenager as well.

I know I am going to sound like a real out of touch dinosaur but what about school? I know getting an education is just soooooo not needed these days but does anyone know when or if she quit?

[slingshot]

Needs to leave off the heavy glop more often. She actually looks decent without all the clown makeup.

Yeppers, its amazing what 30 gallons of pancake makeup an do. Why in theeeee hell would she want to look as she was when she can look like she is?

[SomeChick]

She does look much better there. But I think someone advised her to take a new no-makeup tack to see if it gets her anywhere in her "career", bids at a reality show, etc. Notice the stripper heels are still there. So is the posing. It's marketing.

[buddyhollylover]

she does look better w/o all that glop. oh, and now i see what all the fuss is about her stuffing her bra, in the tub pics, she looks no bigger then mine and i'm a C cup. yup. i'm on your side now gang, i can clearly see she stuffs em' !!

[pwem]

she does look better w/o all that glop. oh, and now i see what all the fuss is about her stuffing her bra, in the tub pics, she looks no bigger then mine and i'm a C cup. yup. i'm on your side now gang, i can clearly see she stuffs em' !!

Prove it!

[Nelliebean]

Prove it!

I can see it now! A FAD thread about members and their cutlets.

[Mammy]

Cutlets hell! Mine are like two Butterball turkeys and I'm definitely not bragging. I'm tired of packing them around. Tits are way overrated!

[pwem]

Cutlets hell! Mine are like two Butterball turkeys and I'm definitely not bragging. I'm tired of packing them around. Tits are way overrated!

Welcome to the Butterball Club! I have been packing this load around all my adult life and they ahve taken on a life of their own. They are like two entities that get in the way when I eat and pull my sweaters out of shame. Overrated? You betcha!

[pwem]

Ooopsthat should read "shape" not shame. Well, come to think of it.....

[Mammy]

I rarely even buy shirts with buttons on them because if I get them big enough to fit across the chest without the buttons gapping open, the shirt is huge everywhere else. I definitely agree about them getting in the way and my back hurts a lot, too.

[radiojane]

I'll guarantee you neither of you are packing what I'm packing, so quitcherbitchin!


I'm with Somechick, someone told her she needed to be more 'relatable'.

[pwem]

Another member of our Butterball Club! You can be our leader, radiojane.

I HATE buttons on shirts. I hate narrow bra straps. I hate that the only bras you can get for large women that are any good are ugly. I hate having my necklaces lay on my chest like they are on a serving tray.

Rant over. Now back to Whortney....I mean Courtney.

[Mammy]

So, are you saying that you aren't a fan of lunchroom lady bras either? Mine could double as a carrier for house dogs.

[pwem]

So, are you saying that you aren't a fan of lunchroom lady bras either? Mine could double as a carrier for house dogs.

LOL!! No, I hate them. WTF is wrong with manufacturers? Can't they tart bras up like they do with our smaller sisters? I dearly want a polka dot one or a screaming pink one. All we get is the ugly trifecta beige, white, and black. Occasionally someone will throw caution to the wind and produce a pink or lavender one.

I hate looking at all the gorgeous fun bras in stores and know women like me are shunned.

[radiojane]

Nah, you just gotta know where to look. Don't you have a penningtons out there coast dweller? I spent a mint once at hipsandcurves.com 100 bucks for a lacy bra but trust me.... it was worth it. Just ask my ex.

[pwem]

We just don't have the selection of stores for bigger women up here in Canada. There are a few but what they have is not to my liking.

I would never buy a bra online as it is too tricky without actually trying it on.

Sorry for highjacking your thread, OP.

[Jenivere2011]

Courtney takes a bath, and is STILL dirrrty...


http://www.thesuperficial.com/courtn...-dirty-05-2012

[Mammy]

To be fair, the stench of loser can't be washed off.

[Wickedkitten]

Yes, now I am convinced she is a teenager as well.

I know I am going to sound like a real out of touch dinosaur but what about school? I know getting an education is just soooooo not needed these days but does anyone know when or if she quit?

IIRC she had to drop out of high school because the other students refused to excuse her beauty, but she finished it up at some online school.

[TaupinJohn]

Excuse her beauty?

Where's my WTF dog?

[Seagorath]

Actor Doug Hutchison...cornholing young pooper as we speak...