Haaaa!! "Honey, the client wanted the top to be an *eagle* head, not a beagle head! Now we have to carve it ALL OVER again, dammit!...hey, what're you doin'?..."
Before reading the thread, I pictured death by totem pole as a poor victim being segmented into head/torso and being glued/carved/spliced in with the bear head or whatever else gets added to one of them things!
"We've had threads about guys fucking picnic tables, animals and dead bodies. Third boob ain't going to stop a damn thing." - cleanskull