Y'all have covered most of what I'd say, however I would add: when did she find the TIME to drink that amount of pop? I manage to find time to have a couple of cups of coffee before work, a can of diet or half a bottle of some water based product tops at lunch, then nothing at work apart from a couple of mouthfuls of water and then by the time I've picked up Ickle Death and driven home and I sit down for dinner it's 5-6pm and if I tried to imbibe that amount of liquid I'd explode.
She must have had a can clamped into her hand 24/7!
“Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live.”
How far would you drive to rock in another man's grave?- Love/Hate, Happy Hour