Cosmetic Surgery Nightmares!

[reddawn17]

These people are throwing away the beauty and elegance that helped make them stars. Just because they are scared to get old and fall off the map? Then, they all end up being scrutinized and laughed at for "trying" to stay that way. My real question is: how do these doctors still have thier licenses and who in their right mind would give someone "cat eyes" and a Jay Leno chin? These doctors have the right to say NO, but all they care about is the high profile celeb that they get to put on their list of "successful surgeries" and the gazillion dollars that these people are willing to pay to look like this. It's quite sad, really.

Now, I support plastic surgery on emergency situations. For, I am one who has been on that end. If I wouldn't have had my nose reconstructed I would not only have a nose on my right cheekbone, I would not be able to breathe properly. (drunk driver hit me head on when I was 16) But, for these people...they would have been more beautiful had they left themselves the way that we fell in love with them.

[pvezz]

o.m.f.g.

[Bayou Voodoo]

On the other hand...implants for anything other than reconstructive surgery due to a masactomy is so telling of lack of self esteam and neediness of male attention (the wrong kind) so I have little sympanthy for them. They always look fake anyway so whats the point....may as well just tattoo on their forhead "I hate myself" and be done with it...less pain and risk. JMO

Hate to burst your bubble of self righteousness, but not everyone who gets implants does so for the reasons you gave. I got them because I wanted them, same reason I have all of my tattoos...because I wanted them. When I got my store-boughts I was happily married and damn sure not out looking for a man or using them to attract one. I mainly got them because I was damn tired of being shaped like a pear and wanted to be proportioned better. Plus I had two kids and breastfed both so my breasts were flat and deflated looking and I wanted them to look like breasts, not empty bags.

Now my top half matches my bottom half, so to speak. I no longer look like a pear, my breasts look like breasts again, and I would bet all my paychecks from now on that if I didn't tell you they were implants, you could not tell from looking at them. They look like perfectly natural breasts, complete with age-appropriate sag.

So put away your broad brush. Not everything is always so black and white.

[Guest]

you can ALWAYS tell a boob job.........always.....they just don't taste right....hehehe

[Bayou Voodoo]

you can ALWAYS tell a boob job.........always.....they just don't taste right....hehehe

Mmmmmm, salty.

[PvN73]

you can ALWAYS tell a boob job.........always.....they just don't taste right....hehehe

COMEDY GOLD

[sheri]

Couldn't agree more...

I found this joke a few minutes ago that I thought was funny:


A woman sees a plastic surgeon who offers her a new procedure -- a face lift with a knob installed above the hairline. The knob can be turned to "tighten things up" as time goes by -- but not more than two full turns.
Several years later the woman returns to see the surgeon, complaining about bags under her eyes.
The surgeon examines her and explains that the "bags" are actually her breasts -- she had greatly over-twisted the adjusting knob.
The woman exclaims, "Oh, I guess that explains the goatee!"

OMG!!!! EEEEWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I remember that one from when I was in high school...nearly 25 years ago now, joke varied slightly

[Curtis Radiohead]

Who is her MAKE-UP ARTIST? Their hands should be crippled... Unless she was PURPOSELY going for the Tin Man look...

Is it me or does she look like she needs a shave? Her 5 o'clock shadow is worse than mine in the morning...lol

[1karenhb]

Pricilla Presley is another scary one. She looks like a wax doll.

[knothere]

pete burns is a cartoon monster now

[knothere]

i saw a pic just not suitable for posting but he was pooping on stage n his nuts were hangin wayyyyyyyyyyy to low as if his face isnt gross enuff

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[Jack Raines]

I'm not sure how this thread has made it so far with no mention of Jenna Jameson... this woman went from beautiful to freakishly scary in a little over a year...

[Bigfoot]

And whi in here is forgetting the Jacko?!?!?! OMFG!

[JimC]

It's those big; full lips that scare me the most.

Can't stand to look at that!

To the ladies posting on this thread; your avatars suggest that you should never consider such a thing.

[cherryghost]

Its really just disfiguration not plastic surgery! Tho really plastic surgery is a pretty honest name for it when I think about it! Nic Kidman and Kylie are now resembling women in their 50's with smooth skin but a generic type of look that is scary and hard!

[cherryghost]

I'm not sure how this thread has made it so far with no mention of Jenna Jameson... this woman went from beautiful to freakishly scary in a little over a year...

Looks like she has also lost her mind in the process, poor cow!

[cherryghost]

Kathy that website was just horrifying! There is no sign of perfection of plastic surgery going on! In 100yrs time maybe all these celebs will be known only as examples of early experimental surgery and injections!
The Catlady when younger reminded me of Pamela Anderson or whatever she is calling herself now!

[ApricotRoses]

I'd have to say:
Joan Van Ark
Bruce Jenner
Joan Rivers

Meg Ryan... she took a perfectly ADORABLE face, and made it immobile. I saw her on Oprah, and although she was talking, nothing seemed to be moving. Her lips look like The Joker in Batman.

Just because you have money, doesn't mean it can buy you a better mug.

[Danny62]

Jenilee Harrison!

[Zombiegirl]

Jenilee Harrison!

oh my GOD! Acckkk!!

[KELT]

(Once) gorgeous HUNTER TYLO of
the soap opera THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL
is another who would have been
betteroff leaving things alone.
IMO- it's not so much the
face-lifts that screw things up as when
they start messing with their mouths.
Instead of full sexy lips, they end up looking
like they've been slapped around a little.

[Zombiegirl]

Meg Ryan... she took a perfectly ADORABLE face, and made it immobile. I saw her on Oprah, and although she was talking, nothing seemed to be moving. Her lips look like The Joker in Batman.

Just because you have money, doesn't mean it can buy you a better mug.

Oh man, this is terrible! I haven't seen her lately. Now I'm afraid to look at her.

[Zombiegirl]

God, what is WRONG with all these people.

[neilmpenny]

Jenilee Harrison!

Never noticed the face, however her headlights are on high beam!!

[Zombiegirl]

I'm not sure if anyone has mentioned this already in this thread, but I think Cher looks pitiful with those lips. I think she looked much better before she did whatever she did to them to make them so large.

[KELT]

Comedian (? ? ? ) CARROT TOP is another
who should have left well enough alone !
He used to look like a guy, now....
I was watching a 'Roast' on
COMEDY CENTRAL and some comedian went after
one of those up there CARROT TOP with,
" Dude, what happened to you ?
You look like a sexual reassignment surgeon
got half way through the procedure
and then said 'Fuck it !' "

[neilmpenny]

" Dude, what happened to you ?
You look like a sexual reassignment surgeon
got half way through the procedure

and then said 'Fuck it !' "

Now that is funny!!!!!

[KELT]

MELANIE GRIFFITH
another one . . . . . . . .

[Ceci]

To see the downhill progression of these stars makes me cry.

I second what a lot of folks have been saying.

[KELT]

PRISCILLA PRESLEY is another who should've stopped while she was ahead.......

She looked like a hooker when she was living with the
King Of all (White) Trash, I mean the
King Of Rock.

To looking like a million bucks once she came into her own
in her 30s. Here she's shown at about age 37 in 1983.

These days, she resembles a ghoul;
Bad plastic surgery, bad hair color,
and she looks like she's trying her
damndest to make herself believe
that she can still pass for 35.

[Kathyf]

She was so pretty. Can't believe she can't see hoe bad she looks.

[Jenny Mulhenny]

(Once) gorgeous HUNTER TYLO of
the soap opera THE BOLD & THE BEAUTIFUL
is another who would have been
betteroff leaving things alone.
IMO- it's not so much the
face-lifts that screw things up as when
they start messing with their mouths.
Instead of full sexy lips, they end up looking
like they've been slapped around a little.

She does not even look like herself in the right hand pic. She looks like Kelly Le Brock.

[Nowereman]

I really don't understand most of these celebs. 'Specially the older ones. They either look like a kabuki mask or this hot mess... See the resemblance?

I nearly fell of me chair

[KELT]

When he was a young guy he looked like the All American Guy.....

Then BRUCE JENNER started with the plastic surgery; he's had some of the poorer work done corrected because for a while he looked like he was about to star as the lead in THE RENEE RICHARDS STORY. These days, he's looking better than he had when he'd started with the surgery, but still the guy has a really feminine appearance; the eyes, the fine fine nose. Not good.............

[ichabodius]

This pic could go in the men who look like lesbians thread.

[ichabodius]

Many of these women end up looking like drag queens. Maybe its the 10 pounds of make up.

[NOVSTORM]

Who is her MAKE-UP ARTIST? Their hands should be crippled... Unless she was PURPOSELY going for the Tin Man look...

she had that facial peel done like joan rivers did. It forms a huge scarb on your whole face and it peels off and it is painful. So all that skin is brand new and has no color until like 5 months after...it look like shit

[panda]

she had that facial peel done like joan rivers did. It forms a huge scarb on your whole face and it peels off and it is painful. So all that skin is brand new and has no color until like 5 months after...it look like shit

Why would she leave the house? I'd have to stay in hiding for 5 months!

[tutter1234]

when I was younger I always wanted to have my nose done.
But looking at those pictures.... thank god I never did it.

[KristinEileen]

I'm sorry but all I see in the Jennilee Harrison pic is nipples! lol

[cachluv]

From AwfulPlasticSurgery.com:


A nice reader sent us this photo. It is apparently a female (I think) of a certain age with some very very saggy implanted breasts. Breast implants do not look good inside a chest that has already been ravaged by age. A breast lift was definitely in order, in this case, before breast implants were put in place. Scary!

[RaRaRamona]

Aw now I am curious!!!!!!!

[Hidium]

I came aross that website a while back and I admit it definitely changed MY mind about getting breast implants!

I posted a picture of myself with balloons under my shirt... it was just a joke... I hope nobody thought those were real... LOL...

[Mamma]

From AwfulPlasticSurgery.com:


A nice reader sent us this photo. It is apparently a female (I think) of a certain age with some very very saggy implanted breasts. Breast implants do not look good inside a chest that has already been ravaged by age. A breast lift was definitely in order, in this case, before breast implants were put in place. Scary!

At that point I wouldn't worry about implants or a lift - gah! just take it in stride! Clearly, this woman loves being a spectacle, note her posing for photos with what seems like tourists, maybe? Gag.

[Danny62]

From AwfulPlasticSurgery.com:


A nice reader sent us this photo. It is apparently a female (I think) of a certain age with some very very saggy implanted breasts. Breast implants do not look good inside a chest that has already been ravaged by age. A breast lift was definitely in order, in this case, before breast implants were put in place. Scary!

I really didn't need to see that tonight...boy a way to kill a sex drive!! LOL

[RaRaRamona]

Oh that's too sad. Yuk

[endsleigh03]

She looks anorexic, you can count her ribs and bones all the way up.
Awful.
She needs a few quarter pounders with cheese to fill out some of the sagging.
Or something. Awful.

[Cettie]

Oh dear God. That's enough to put me off food for a very long time. Not only does everything drag and sag, look what's flapping in the breeze down under. I don't need new glasses, it's the eyes that are shot now............

[RaRaRamona]

She looks anorexic, you can count her ribs and bones all the way up.
Awful.
She needs a few quarter pounders with cheese to fill out some of the sagging.
Or something. Awful.

I think she's just old & dying. Or is it Tara??

[Guest]

From AwfulPlasticSurgery.com:


A nice reader sent us this photo. It is apparently a female (I think) of a certain age with some very very saggy implanted breasts. Breast implants do not look good inside a chest that has already been ravaged by age. A breast lift was definitely in order, in this case, before breast implants were put in place. Scary!

Well, there goes dinner!!