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    Clara Bow
    Enjoyed men - many and often. Held orgies during which she serviced the entire USC football team ( including a young John Wayne ). Gossip about Bow's private life was so pervasive that in 1931 the Coast Reporter ran a three-week series in which it named her as the mistress of dozen different men and claimed that she often had sex in public, engaged in threesomes with prostitutes's clients and turned to animals when no human companionship was at hand. Infamous in Hollywood for her enthusiasm and endurance.

    Joan Crawford
    "Slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie", "Queen of the Casting Couch". Broke into Hollywood by starring in porno films in the twenties, most notably a silent one-reeler tantalisingly entitled ‘The Casting Couch’. It is alleged that after she became famous MGM shelled out over half a million dollars in an attempt to buy up every surviving copy of the film. When one possessor of some nude shots refused to part with them, his house was burned down three weeks later, himself being a casualty as well as the pics.

    Norma Jean Baker
    Became Marilyn Monroe because was good on her knees. "She gets on her knees and sucks human trees." Employed casting couch and casting kneepads to break into Hollywood, and starred in at least one porn-film pre-stardom. Many famous stars began their career in pornography, Marilyn Monroe being one of the greatest examples, who when financially stable declared she no longer had to gratify the sexual demands of studio executives. A pornographic short film of Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe recently surfaced in Spain. This grainy black-and-white footage was made in 1947 when Monroe was 21. The American Film Institute, though has denied reports from Spain that it had authenticated the 50-year-old pornographic film purportedly showing Hollywood legend Marilyn Monroe engaging in a sexual act. As early as 1944 Marilyn Monroe was in Los Angeles modeling and acting and in 1949 posed nude for Tom Kelley in a series of photographs that would later galvanize her image as a sex symbol and fuel her rise to fame. The late 1940's was a difficult time for Monroe, having lost her 20th Century Fox contract in 1946 she allegedly returned to less reputable means of making money to support herself. According to FBI files turned up by The Smoking Gun, Joe DiMaggio once tried to purchase a "French-type" movie ( 1948 ) of "Marilyn Monroe, deceased actress, in unnatural acts with an unknown male." Endured repeated rapes and forced "casting floor" - oral sex. Often was ****ed up during shooting ( by the way, there is another version of her bio: Marilyn!Was!NEVER!Forced!To!Have!Sexual!Relations!With!ANY!Of!Her!Casting!Directors! She!Wasn't!Helpless!Or!Victimized!By!Fame! She!LOVED!Being!Celebitchy ! ). Hollywood's biggest slut. Drunk and drug abuser. "Thirty-something" ( 32 ) abortions over the years.

    Audrey Hepburn
    ...'His Fair Lady' always wore long white gloves up to her shoulders, while sucking John F. Kennedy's cock... An audio recording of Audrey Hepburn's notorious "cock-knocker carnival" can currently be found at the Florida home of a well-known film collector.

    Zsa Zsa Gabor
    "The most expensive courtesan since Mme de Pompadour." Vain, arrogant, unpleasant dame.

    Grace Kelly
    She was elegance personified. And she was famous for giving the best blow-jobs in cine-world. Stars memoirs such as Gary Cooper, Gregory Peck, David Niven, Roger Moore, Sean Connery and many others all tell how really good in the "art of fellatio" Princess Grace was. At the same time she was a real 'Ice Queen' - very cold and distant. The stunning lady and the rampant sexual predator: just what every man wants - a super-glamourous cocksucker. Either Gary Cooper or Spencer Tracy had a quote to that effect: "She's another one who seemed so icey you'd never imagine she'd even THINK about guys that way !" ...But ended it with: "...until she dropped her pants..." She fucked and she sucked but kept the fact so secret that Rainier thought he was getting a young Roman Catholic Virgin. I am sure she put him right on their honeymoon night. I once read, that when she slept with Oleg Cassini, she would get out of bed realy early because she had to go to Sunday morning mass at church. Then she's rush back to his place, get naked and come back to bed. 'The American Princess' literally slept with every hollywood celebrity she came in contact with. Quite a few serious historians of cinema have mentioned that she basically "screwed anything that moved". Alfred Hitchcock's remark is legendary: "You've heard the story of the starlet so dumb she had sex with the screenwriter to advance her career ? Well, Grace Kelly was so stupid she had sex even with MY screenwriter."

    NB. Here the unic nude photo of Princess Grace is: http://img179.imagevenue.com/view.ph...02_123_4lo.jpg

    Ava Gardner
    "The world's most exciting animal". A notorious habitue of the casting couch, who coined the now-famous line, while on the set of a stinker movie as her career started to wane: "Who do I have to blow to get OUT of this picture ?.." Abortress.

    Jacqueline Kennedy
    First to be known as an enabler of a "sexual deviant". A friend of mine, who shall remain nameless, told me an interesting story about Madam Kennedy. Apparently, she's quite "The Professional Fellatrix from High Society" ( fellatrix, fellatrice - cocksucker ) ! If Jackie gave you a blowjob, your dick would roam the earth healing the sick and performing miraculous acts of wonder ! Won't actually do penetration with anyone, but will suck virtually anyone's wang, as long as he's famous or soon to be ! She also had some sort of anal fetish. All of it gives her some potential competition for "Most Fascinating Slut Of The Decade" !

    Nancy Reagan
    Blowjob-queen. According to Kitty Kelley's biography, the future First Lady "was renowned in Hollywood for performing oral sex." Back when she was Nancy Davis, the actress reportedly went down on many an actor "not only in the evening but in offices. That was one of the reasons that she was very popular on the MGM lot." Peter Lawford also said She Gave The Best Head In Hollywood.

    Brigitte Bardot
    "And God Created Kept Woman". Paramour ( fancy woman ) and pornomodel since 14 y.o. Racist with the taste to "black meat": fucked Jimmy Hendrix. Presumably, zoophilic.

    NB. A tripple of prefame, rare, acquired from a private collector photos of her open pussy and clear pussy lips shots ):
    http://www.celebnudevideo.net/toptgp...ardot/Gallery/
    http://www.celebnudevideo.net/toptgp...ry/index2.html

    Catherine Deneuve
    Into young boys in leather. Abortress.

    Sophia Loren
    Before becoming a star, she was famous amongst Rome prostitutes' johns, as a say, 'Oral Specialist'. At Least that's what Roman grandads claim. Actually, Roman people suffered from hunger after The World War 2, and many girls couldn't find anymean to fill their stomachs other than prostituting themselves. It may have been the case of La Loren. I've got this confidence from a friend of mine, who is an old times actor Gianni Ridolfi's brother ( do you remember that guy in "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", who played the role of the kid, who fell in love with prostitute Sophia, but had to give up for becoming a priest ?.. ).

    Joan Collins
    Was a hooker when she first arrived in Hollywood. Did porno in the late 70's.

    Jane Fonda
    Made a farm movie. When my ex-wife was researching various Hollywood legends she came across on about the candid porn film that Roger Vadim did staring his one time wife Jane Fonda. This was during the time when they were cruising the Strip for teenybopper hippie girls to share their bed for a night. TMALSS Jane supposedly made an appearance with some sort of canine entity filmed at a "farm" somewhere north of the city. I don't know what to say about this except, "submissive women, ya gotta love em."

    Farrah Fawcett
    Slut during her early years as an actress. 'Prima donna wanna-be'. Cokehead.

    Bo Derek
    "Very nice woman. As down to earth as can possibly be expected." Acted in porn before starring in "10".

    Geena Davis
    Former hooker.

    Michelle Pfeiffer
    Worked as a high-dollar lay in her youth.

    Emma Thompson
    Graceful ex-wife to Kenneth Branagh. Slut. Formerly linked with Anthony Hopkins & Jonathan Pryce. For some years tested Stephen Fry's celibate gay status by parading naked in front of him. Slut. Screwed a ton of costars, possibly including Denzel Washington. Slut. Closet case as well. Keeps hinting about her desire for women, but having a problem fending off her co-stars. Slut. Despite ego clash, ex-husband Branaugh got tired of being cuckholded and having to read about it. Slut.

    Kirstie Alley
    Turned tricks as a teenager. Participated as an extra in a pre-fame porno. Has a torture chamber in her basement that would make the Marquis de Sade blush. Likes S/M, leather, chains, handcuffs and also shocking the people by walking in low-cut dress with a four-letter word written in bright red lipstick on her cleavage.

    Knowing that ALL these stars, off screen, were/are 100% whores, - is scaring !..

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    Joan Crawford
    I remember seeing a Japanese magazine with nude pics of Joan inside. They were close ups with white clouds over the pudenda for modesty's sake, but they all were Joan exactly.

    Marilyn Monroe
    They say the WHORE BUSINESS is the BEST BUSINESS... Here's something that most men really don't understand. Women do not view giving blowjobs to the boss to get a promotion as degrading. You don't understand the meaning of the word "degrade" if you think that these women feel degraded by this. First of all, women instinctively use sex to acquire resources. In other words, sex is not just orgasm to women, it's a tool used to advance survival. Why is anyone here denying this ? Therefore, the only way to truly degrade a woman is to force her to have sex with you and she gets NOTHING in return. As long as she gets something in return which serves her ego she will never feel bad about what she has done. Also, don't forget that women live very much in the moment. They can do something completely wild and yet they've already forgotten about it the next week. So the secretary who gives the boss a blowjob and gets a huge pay raise has already starting showing off her wealth to her friends and making them jealous. This is all that really matters to women, petty Status contests... Does she sit and cry because she knows that she gave head to get that new fur coat ? Of course not !!! Sex acts really don't mean that much to women. This again is because Status is more important to women than sexuality. There is currently a top CNN Headline News anchor who got started in the business giving blowjobs to management... There is another long time Veteran MSNBC anchor who did the exact same thing... The Fox News Channel has one too... There is nothing the least bit unusual about a Boss getting his secretary to suck cock. She was prone to that behavior from the beginning because he held all of the cards and she of course was Status-hungry which most women are. You could approach a female Biology major at Harvard and if you offered her $5 million dollars to get ****ed by a goat, she would do it... Feminism and all of this phony intellectual pride that today's women claim to have just isn't real, women are up for sale 365 days a year and that is why they get no respect. ...However, there IS a porno movie out there somewhere. Marilyn was in London in '61, with Arthur Miller, doing a studio PR visit, and via her friend, Lady Dymphna Shagwell, met George Harrison Marks, London's soft-porn king...who did hardcore at weekends on special order. Marilyn and Dymphna did a movie for him. I know, I was there, helping GHM and the infamous Dr. Stephen Ward make the film ! "I don't mind, I've done dozens of movies for the studio bosses and the mafia, one more is no big deal." She didn't like doing it, but they forced her, sometimes drugged her and filmed her with various filmstars and politicians etc... I used to spar with Frank Sinatra at Henry Cooper's gym, and thus know that a copy was taken to the USA by Peter Lawford to show various powerful friends of his. Frank didn't like it either, but had to grunt and bare it as this sort of thing was rife. He liked Marilyn and felt sorry for her, she was alone and had no backup to hold off the wolves. I think the movie is still in the hands of powerful people. Would be nice to see it, I can assure you it was a really good one ! I found her a nice person, nothing like 'the studio Monroe image' she was forced to play. She was so nice I would have gladly wedded and bedded her, given the chance !..

    Sophia WHOREN...hem-m...LOREN
    No comment...
    http://forum.glam0ur.com/index.php/topic,11822.0.html

    Teri Hatcher
    I was listening to the Stern show about a 4 weeks ago, and he kept raving about Teri Hatcher. He would play this tape over and over of her laughing in a rather coy and sensous manner. Anyway, he made mention of some film that she had done. He made it sound like it was a Porno ( than again, with him - everything is pornographic ). He said that he gets about 15 faxes a day asking for the name of that film, and every NewYorker wants this porn. I think, he said, the name was "Sensuous". I'm not sure... If someone is in New York, I think you can call the Stern offices and get the video's name. Apparently everybody watches it. Also My roomamte said he heard about it in an older Penthouse magazine. Supposidly she was only in one movie and it costs around $60. I would imagine it was done in the early 80's.
    Did hardcore before "Lois and Clark". By searching for Teri Hatcher on the Web you will find some amazing photos of XXX-standard. The closest thing to a Teri Hatcher porn flick is a censored nude bedroom scene she did in the cut version of "Cool Surface". Vidclips from this get posted regularly in the binaries newsgroups.


    Gillian Anderson
    - These rumours about GA doing porno from age 17... Is there any truth in them ? Or just another sick weirdos joke ? We knew GA when she was 17 and she did not do any porno movies.
    - Well, we knew GA when she was 18 and she DID do pornos. She was in "Up & Comers", "Seymour Butts", "Amateur Girls" and some lesser known titles. Hey, she needed the money, her acting wasn't cutting it.

    Catherine-Zeta Jones
    Whore. An Attention whore. Whore thinks she much more talented than she is. The whore, who imagines she's a great singer and dancer, when in reality she's just average ( whore ). And this whore thinks she's a great actress when she's just slightly above average ( whore ). Gold-digging whore. I don't think Catherine Zeta-Moans could have gotten any wealthy young man. She was used goods, and most good men don't want that type of woman to be the mother of their children no matter how beautiful she is. God knows what kind of incurable sexual diseases Michael Douglas has, but Catherine doesn't care, as she "horizontal-bopped" probably the richest man in Hollywood. "Mucho" money is one less thing for her to worry about ( a sexual disease that she probably acquired from Michael is secondary ). Whore, willing to **** anyone in Hollywood willing to give her a boost up the ladder. Whore gets wet every time she thinks of goats ( exepting her old goat husband ). A conniving whore with a simple-minded rich fool who's poweless to her wiles. Douglas seems to be using her as his fountain of youth. There were lots of publications and messages over the last year stating that she really isn't 31 but is really in her 41. Given that her father is 64, her mother is 66, and she isn't their oldest child. She is a high priced whore getting a pre-numpt worth something like 5 million per year, a whore by any other name. The rumor is that they've been fighting like cats on their honeymoon, and they are now getting a divorce. According to the pre-nup, she will receive $2.8 million for every year they are married in the event of a divorce. Doesn't that seem like prostitution ? $2.8M per year, $100 per hour... Publicity whore. When someone is as big a publicity whore as she is, she runs the risk of being abused by the same johns who once paid the highest price for her. I have no sympathy for her or her fake marriage or life. This is what she wanted, she did everything she could to become a "star", and now she is. But it would be better to say "starstitute", because last year me and a bunch of buddies of mine drove to Pahrump, NV, a small town out in the middle of the Nevada desert about 60 miles west of Las Vegas, to go check out the world famous Chicken Ranch, a legal brothel. A friend of mine really wanted to go check it out, so we decided to humor him and hopped into our car and drove out there. So we get there, and it's a nice enough place, quiet area, just a couple of structures surrounded by desert and farmland. We ring the doorbell, and they buzz us in. There were about five of us altogether. So we walk in, and we sit down in their plush lobby area, then like, 6 or seven scantily clad girls walk out. To be honest with you, I was expecting really nasty, skanky looking whores, but these girls all looked like fashion models ! One of them was...are you ready ?..Catherine Zeta-Jones ( !?! ), the other one... Charlize Theron ( !?! ), and the third one... Zeta Jones's countrywoman Kate Winslet ( !?! ) !.. Of course in wigs, of course in "battle-makeup" and with fake tattoos all over their bodies !.. But it were them !!! Without any doubts !!! I couldn't believe my eyes !!! THESE WERE HOOKERS ?!? So my friend, the one who was curious about the place, picks Cathy, and some of us, who had money, picked the others... I did not avail of their services myself for two reasons: I guess deep down inside me there was a little part that said it was morally wrong to partake in the services of a prostitute, and I did not have enough money... Universally regarded as a bitch. Not as beautiful as everybody says - claiming she's got a "piggy nose" and "puffy eyes." Okey... Listen, she is beautiful, but she needs to get that mean, nasty, bitchy, look out of her eyes !.. Smokes too much. Rumors a pack and a half a day. Wait till that ages her skin even more. Give it a few years, she'll be a junkie whore who couldn't blow her way into a movie. ...Oh yeah !.. - WHAT A WHORE !..

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    Vanessa Paradis
    A true, bonafide slut ! Knocked-Up Before Marriage. Was a *huge* groupie back in the day. Rumoured to have been a *sucker* for Lenny Kravitz. She's slept and blown half of Europe. The other half of Europe knows about her trampy ways. No one could come right out and say Vanessa is a whore which is what she is !..

    Lil Kim
    Better to say 'Lil Cum'. Had gotten wasted during the concert and had to go to the hospital to have her stomach pumped and with the diagnosis 'spermtoxication'. No joke ! Was passed out on stage, taken to the hospital and siphened from within her stomach 12 ounces of fresh semen, enough to fill a pint glass. A mug of sperm !..

    Aishwarya Rai
    Has such a problem having kissing scenes in her movies. How can it be ? The "oral-fault-complex" which she has acquired on the casting couches ?.. "I've been taking it into my mouth, so, don't kiss me, please !.." - ?.. But after sucking the producers's cocks on bollywood castings and after being a complete whore, who got used to take her clothes off, this slutty slut, who probably very good at animal sex, refuses to do the same on hollywood casting auditions !?! But lets beg Heff to make her an offer she can’t refuse. ...Had sex with Salman Khan, after him with Vivek Oberai, and now trying to sleep wit Amithabh's son Abishek Bachchan. Bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sassie View Post
    Chris Guest is the 5th Baron Haden-Guest of Saling, in Essex. Sounds very posh, but his dad was actually a dancer/choreographer with several notable ballet companies. Anthony Haden-Guest, the journalist, is Chris' older brother.

    Along with Kelsey Grammer losing his sister, I remember that Patrick Duffy's parents were murdered back in the 80's, and Woody Harrelson's dad was convicted of murdering a federal judge in Houston. And, of course, Michael Jordan's dad was murdered, as well.

    There's no way I could sell a celeb porno without laughing my ass off.

    And, eerily, Stevie Ray Vaughan died on the same date as his father had, four years earlier.
    Woody Harrelson's dad was also one of the 'tramps' found by the infamous grassy knoll area and brought in for questioning after J.F.K. was assassinated.

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    Denise Richards
    A call girl in the 90s and former high priced escort babe. Charlie Sheen rescued her from Heidi Fleiss' harem. She had no talent except giving sloppy blow jobs to cast directors and agents before meeting Charlie. He picked her up off the streets ( literally ) and gave her credibility. Unfortunately, it was the type of credibility that comes with STD's & open sores in the inside of her mouth. Never denies being an ex whore because if she sued someone she would have to admit in court that she was in fact an ex employee of Heidi Fleiss. She it out of work...maybe she should go back to what she knows. Her tawdry past is catching up to her. Devious and crazy, but looks hot. Even Bret Michaels who dated Denise, says she is a slutty, immoral person. Not even an actress - just a B-film bimbo who got lucky to be naked in a few movies. Maybe she should switch to porn ?.. Well, with no decent job prospects, the only option the ex-prositute has, is going back to the street corner...

    "The Cinema of Denise Richards" - by Chad
    Can you handle Denise Richards?
    "I wasn’t surprised when I saw Denise Richards standing in a slip with the word “trap” written beside her box. While she has a big smile and even bigger fake breasts, she’s so devoid of talent that the existence of an “acting” career is nothing short of bewildering. She suffers from what I’ve come to know as the “Tyra Banks syndrome,” where she’s attractive right up until the moment she speaks. You can almost hear the air escaping Denise Richards’ vacant head with every word that thoughtlessly drifts through her cock-smoking lips, proving a Hollywood career is available to anybody sexy and sleazy enough. Despite film failure after failure, her career still continues to grow, maintained only by her *cough* natural beauty and her willingness to whore her body to the general public.So she’s acting skanky in a movie theatre: what’s new about that?You’ll notice that all the photos in this article are blatantly sexual. Fact is, I challenge one of you to find a photo where she isn’t posing in a position that just begs to be ****ed good long and hard. Her tits are the focus of every picture, pointing at the sun as her nipples shine and shimmer through whatever wet piece of clothing she happens to still be dressed in. Denise Richards is the cinematic embodiment of stupid whore. Jealous of Snuffleupagus, Denise grew out the caterpillars above her eyes and wore a Fruit Loop colored 'do rag to make her look bright!!! Denise Richards, in typical Hollywood fashion, complains of being an ugly ducking while growing up. Ironically, she began a career of modeling at the age of fifteen. This confusion was cleared up long ago on Jay Leno, when her star was just beginning to shine a vacant grey…

    Leno: Nicknames, did kids tease you?
    Richards: Oh, actually, in Junior High, my nickname was "Fish Lips".
    Leno: Fish Lips?
    Richards: Yeah, kids weren't very nice to me in Junior High, so...
    Leno: Hm-m-m-m-m...
    Richards: I had big, fat lips. [Laughs]


    HAD? Had big fat lips? Richards still has fish lips (although I still prefer the term “cock-smoking”), and let’s be honest, those goo-guzzling chops have played center stage in acquiring acting work. I’m willing to bet that those lips have sucked many a cock and tea bagged more than a few horny producers. Or, perhaps she’s placed the cast director’s head in-between her breasts and shook her body side to side, winning jobs by knockout. Her ability to continue an acting career most certainly isn’t dependant on her dramatic reading, as the following graphic which I blatantly stole clearly illustrates. Her first break came off a Seinfield episode, with Denise playing the 15 year-old daughter of a TV executive. Her importance in the episode was to have George and Jerry stare down her blouse. Score one up for the tits, and pigeonhole Denise as a pin-up bimbo – for even in the beginning, exposing her body was the way to land acting work. So, when do I start? From there, Richards moved on to star in the B-movie classic train wreck I mistakenly watched on late-night television, “Tammy and the T-Rex.” Denise Richards plays the lead character Tammy, while a robotic T-Rex embodies the brain of her murdered boyfriend. The movie is intentionally ludicrous, but I thought the film would have carried much more validity if Denise’s brain was in the dinosaur… as her brain mustn’t be much larger than a walnut OMG!!!11 The film ends with Richard’s performing a striptease for her boyfriend’s brain after it’s been removed from the dinosaur and placed in a salad dish, establishing early on her tits and ass are for sale, but her acting in unmarketable. “Our interests are acting, getting naked, and three-ways. CALL US NOW!!” Skipping over her role in “Starship Troopers” because I simply didn’t watch it, Denise Richards’ reputation as wackoff material was cemented with her appearance in “Wild Things.” The movie was billed as a crime/suspense/drama/thriller mishmash, but it quickly became known for one scene, and one scene only. Matt Dillion, Neve Campbell, and Denise Richards, all banging each others’ eyeballs out onscreen – a three-way ****fest with Dillion licking booze off of Richard’s completely exposed breasts. The movie only avoided a porn rating by casting Kevin Bacon as a stumbling detective, whom attempted to solve exactly who was ****ing who. The development of muscle tissue on either side of Denise’s lips is clinically known as cock sucker’s cramp. The answer, Mr. Bacon, is that it was us viewers that were ****ed. ****ed out of whatever we paid to see it, and ****ed out of two hours of our lives. But I’m going to right the wrongs, doing my best to ensure no one else sits through “Wild Things” needlessly – click here and here and here to see the orgy screen caps, Denise Richards nude and nipply. They’re not safe for work, but if you’re at home and horny, click those links and whack off. I’ll wait. Honest. Go ahead… Denise would want it this way. You can see her exposed without having to hear her talk – after all, isn’t that why she’s been in all those men magazines? Like a rock! A mockumentary satire on beauty pageants (oops, I mean “scholarship programs”) entitled “Drop Dead Gorgeous” was the next film for Denise Richards, one that is often overlooked when mentioning her career. Why? Because not only was Denise Richards her normal bland self, but her mother in the movie was played by Kirstie Alley. That is one frightening family, a tag team from hell with each sporting annoying voices, strange looks, and all together just plain irritable personalities. Imagine my pleasure when I found out that their characters’ family name was none other than my own, Leeman. Hollywood, you’re a dirty son of a bitch. The thought of Denise Richards taking my last name is nothing short of nauseating, and I’d end my life before spending it waking up beside that IQ draining douchebag.All I want for Christmas is my two fake breasts. Seeing Denise Richards land a role in the James Bond flick “The World is Not Enough” wasn’t much of a surprise: but having her play a Russian nuclear ****ing physicist named Doctor Christmas Jones was a huge insult to anybody watching the film. “I wear shorts and a tank top," explains Denise, "it's more scientific looking." And it should surprise no one that she didn’t even attempt to fake a Russian accent, as her dialogue was less sophisticated than a Garfield comic strip. Everything she did in this movie was wrong, expanding her suckitude to a whole new group of cinema viewers and proving that she’s naturally untalented. Even while off screen, you can sense her stiffness and lack of grace merely by the lines she recites. Her presence made “The World is Not Enough” the most painful Bond movie to sit through ever – thank God for the other Bond girl. Her only positive contribution to the film was filling out that scientific looking tanktop. Would the real Denise Richards’ ass please stand up? Most recently, Denise Richards played a role in “Undercover Brother.” Her ass on the front of the movie sleeve has caused more talk than the movie itself. In a recent press scrum, Denise revealed, “That's not my ass, to be honest with you. It's a computer." I still don’t understand what the big deal is: she obviously paid good money for the breast enhancement. Why complain when the studio did your ass for free? Despite all the hubbla surrounding her ass, it didn’t stop her costume from being auctioned off on eBay for $360. The product description didn’t mention if the computer ass was included. OMG HIGH CLASS THE SLIP REACHES PAST HER KNEES!!! If you were incredibly unlucky, you may have caught Denise Richards’ four episode stint on Spin City. Once again, her role was to add sexual interest to the show, done by kissing Heather Locklear onscreen. Off camera however, she began seeing Michael J. Fox’s replacement Charlie Sheen, a recovering drug and sex addict. And now, two years later, the couple is married: expect to see them in a future “Phony Couples Attack” article – Sheen will be hitting the bottle within days of the honeymoon. She’ll suck everything out of him, from his man’s milk to his will to live, destroying his faith in humanity and leaving him with nothing but a new found respect for his past drugging. Better him than me. Which one is a better actress? I’m hoping that the future brings a wave of common sense. Just because a bunch of horny men want to be reincarnated as Denise Richards’ bicycle seat, doesn’t mean we all should be subjected to her onscreen presence, or lack thereof. Given her career to date, it’s safe to say her next film faux-pas will likely be just as revolting, annoying, and skanky slutty sexy. Some things come and go, others last forever. Hey Snuffy, can you count to 3? OOOOOhhhhhhh ddddeeeeeaaaarrrrr."

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    Diane Sawyer
    Contemptible woman. It's also rumored that she was Deep Throat. No, Linda Lovelace was in the MOVIE. And Ms. Sawyer is rumored to be The Real Life Deep Throat...

    Catherine Zeta Jones
    "Catherine Zeta Jones on casting couch for penury: end of the line for talented thespian ?" - by Stowbury
    "Catherine Zeta Jones is an ex-filmstar who will never land a major role again after a long-suppressed family secret was unfortunately revealed. Persistent dark mutterings in the Mumbles concerning a murky incident that took place in the Swansea suburb almost 36 years ago have finally reached the poolsides of Beverley Hills after Mr and Mrs Prattle, former close friends and neighbours of the star's parents, took a trip to LA for a golden anniversary tour of the dream factory and spilled the beans.Details of a shameful episode that occurred in a terraced house overlooking the quay in December 1968 have spread like the clap, conjuring up a vivid storyboard of unsavoury images in the listeners' minds.Just after 10pm on the night in question Mr Dai Jones, confectioner, turned off the lights in the back parlour and retired upstairs to join his eager wife Pat in the marital bed. After a brief interlude of foreplay the lawfully wedded couple assumed the missionary position and commenced ritual thrusting unimpeded by contraception of any kind. Mr Jones brought the affair to a satisfactory conclusion, rolled off his accommodating spouse and was soon snoring contentedly.The shocking tale bore almost no resemblance to the sanitised version peddled for years in the fanzines of a drug-laced wife-swapping binge with the Zetas, culminating in a four-in-a-bed romp between the Joneses and their outrageously fertile guests. But the Prattles were adamant. "There were never any Zetas down our end of town," they insisted.There was only one inference to be drawn. The Welsh movie queen's glittering Hollywood reign was based on a false prospectus. A nagging sense of deja vue descended on the coke-laden community. Back copies of Tinsel Tattle were passed around between snorts as producers and casting directors sought out the original porky, circulated at the time of the starlet's rise to prominence in the early nineties, in which rampant Greek seaman Mateo Zeta, on shore leave from the SS Stasis, had swept gymslip ingenue Pattie Jones offher feet in a whirlwind bonk on the quayside. That story too was discredited when records came to light that the Stasis had been undergoing repair in dry dock in Piraeus at the time of the alleged amorous encounter.Ten years on, could an even better fairy-tale be unearthed to avert another crisis and save the star's plummeting career in the nick of time? Frantic agents clutched at a promising rumour of incest before realising too late it didn't suit the purpose, and with a final press release that their client was probably "toast", disappeared out the back door.At a charity dinner hastily arranged to give the defunct actress a decent send-off the ever gracious Tom Hanks, co-star of her last vehicle, spoke for everyone when he said of the washed-up Welsh diva "All her star quality was packed into that one phenomenal crowd-pleasing attribute. Without it she's the pits." There was a murmur of dissent amongst the assembled glitterati. "More like the kiss of death!" one of them called out. "Box office poison on legs!" suggested another. Michael Douglas sat with head bowed, checking his pre-nuptials before slinking out to file for divorce.With betrayed fans and film-makers demanding their money back, and no apparent insurance against the loss of her asset, Catherine Jones will need to find a new source of income soon.Careers adviser Beryl Dross sketches out the options for the lumpen Welsh has-been: "Cosmetics consultant at Boots in Merthyr Tydfil at ?16,000 per annum plus perks, a return to seaside vaudeville in the Mumbles at up to ?800 a month in season plus cockles, or a complete change of gear and a move to downtown LA, with potential earnings of 200 grammes a month and a free aids test, as the low-budget porno-thespian art-house whore Z (the artiste formerly known as Catherine Zeta Jones)."

    Gillian Anderson
    Yes, Gillian has a porno past. I've seen Gillian going down in hardcore videos. The titles are: "Seymour Butts", "Up & Cummers" and "Amateur Girls". Checked it out and yes it was Gillian doing the dirty deeds. GA would have had to have been 24 years old when the first "Up & Cummers" came out. But !.. Well according to "The Unofficial X-Files Companion" ( N.Genge ) she started the "X-files" Pilot when she was 24, but her agents lied to the producers and aged her at 27, so there's every possibility she did those vids to get $$ ( the book does say she was strapped for cash ). It's time the world knew Gillian's promiscuous past !

    Brigitte Nielsen
    Can be had, if you've got the money. She is being questioned as well over the rumour that she was being paid around 500,000 pounds to sleep witha Saudi prince obsessed with her "statuseque proportions" ( most will know that the long-legged Nielsen is Danish, so, there is a joke in Hamlet's Kingdom: "What is the difference between Brigitte Nielsen and the Eiffel Tower ?" The answer: "It has been rumoured that there were more men going up the Eiffel Tower" ). Nielsen ( naturally ) denied very hotly, claiming that she had not taken a part in a 12 hour marathon at a south of France hotel. Hmm...

    Elizabeth Berkley
    Got her part in "Showgirls" on the casting couch. Formerly with Paul Verhoeven - the "Showgirls" director.

    Tori Amos
    Employed casting couch to get the chance to make the follow-up album.

    Foxxy Brown
    "Blew her way to a contract".

    Grace Lee Whitney
    / Yeoman Rand on the original "Star Trek" series /
    Became a prostitute in San Francisco after she left the show, supposedly, because of her drinking.


    Pamela Bach
    David Hasselhof's wife was a high-class Hollywood hooker, who had sex with so many stars that she was nicknamed 'Galaxy'.

    Julie Downtown Brown
    Was a prostitute when she first came to NYC.


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    Quote Originally Posted by madeline View Post
    All info from IMDb, so... take it with a grain of salt.

    Stephen Colbert is deaf in his right ear.

    As a result of an operation he had when he was young, he can fold his right ear inside out and can pop it out when he squints his eye.

    His father and two of his brothers died in a plane crash when he was ten years old. On September 11, 1974, they were on an Eastern Airlines DC-9 that crashed in dense fog during its approach to Charlotte, N.C. Of the 82 people on board, 72 were killed. In its report, the NTSB concluded that "the probable cause of the accident was the flight crew's lack of altitude awareness at critical points during the approach due to poor cockpit discipline in that the crew did not follow prescribed procedures.".

    As a result of the plane crash, the Federal Aviation Administration established the "sterile cockpit" rule, which prohibits flight crews from engaging in any conversation or activities apart from their flying duties while the aircraft is below 10,000 feet.
    You are absolutely correct on all counts!

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    Quote Originally Posted by KELT View Post
    An old gf of mine had one. She said that it's called "The Witches Mark" & she was very sensitve about it. It looked like an underdeveloped nipple on the side of her right breast. She said that she always felt like a freak becuase of it. I spent a lot of time to affirm to her that she was not.
    Witches Teat. Supposedly Ann Bolyen had one, as well as six fingers on one hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aries65 View Post
    My step-brother worked at a porno shop back in the early 90's in Redding, CA - and lo and behold, but who would come in to purchase a few things...

    ...why it was country singer, Merle Haggard - who at the time was living on a houseboat out on Lake Shasta out there!

    Apparently he got a love doll, some vibrators and a few other goodies. How my step-brother kept a straight face thru all that is beyond me...I would have died laughing...

    That's my hometown! Yes, Merle still lives there and was (maybe still is) a pretty regular customer of that store!
    Wanna see my grandkids?

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstar View Post
    WHORELLYWOOD




    Quotes from alt.gossip.celebrities & alt.showbiz.gossip:

    "Hollywood Hookers" or "What actresses are former prostitutes ?"

    №1
    Marilyn Monroe. Need I say more ?! She earned $500 per day offering herself to producers and directors. Like several of the stars in her time ( Joan Crawford especially ) she did porn films as well as house calls. One of the porn films still exists and pops up on the Net for high priced copy sales...
    I'm not even reading the rest of the posts on this stuff. What crap. Every actress was a one time prostitute? Whatevs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I'm not even reading the rest of the posts on this stuff. What crap. Every actress was a one time prostitute? Whatevs.
    Well we at least know that Helen Hunt sold her *unt to Jodie to get that crucial Oscar vote. Oh and many tens of others. Surprised at the bad tastes of Hollywood crucials? Give me a fuckin break they're only now wising up to the fact that we're sick of crap. Look at the early/mid 70's schlock to late 90's fecal era to validate my statement.
    Suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    Which one is Courtney Love???

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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I'm not even reading the rest of the posts on this stuff. What crap. Every actress was a one time prostitute? Whatevs.
    I went to the site in Monstar's posts, and it looks like these are just opinions of some of the posters there to me. Can't say that I cared for it either, RaRa.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tebssis View Post
    I went to the site in Monstar's posts, and it looks like these are just opinions of some of the posters there to me. Can't say that I cared for it either, RaRa.
    If you're gonna waste that much space, at least let it be your own sorry fuckin ass opinion. Seriously!
    Theres a link option for brevity's sake.
    Use it.
    Or lose it!
    etc etc ect
    Suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Karma View Post
    That's my hometown! Yes, Merle still lives there and was (maybe still is) a pretty regular customer of that store!
    Small world, my hometown is Red Bluff!
    I used to work in Redding and even lived near Merle at one time in Palo Cedro. IMO he is a drugged out freak!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I'm not even reading the rest of the posts on this stuff. What crap. Every actress was a one time prostitute? Whatevs.
    I'm with you RARA. You know what I find really humorus is that these women are called sluts, whores, tramps, etc while nothing is said about the assholes on the receiving end! So Audrey Hepburn wore gloves while performing oral sex on JFK...if that makes her a slut, what does it make him? Men are held in the highest esteem for their sexuality while women are ridiculled.....what sense does that make when the men clearly wanted it? I think its time to step out of the dark ages........

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    What on earth is an 'abortress'? Does that mean they are saying Catherine Deneve took time off to perform abortions?
    Also, it seems alot of these '_ was a master at oral sex and _ was a hooker' sound an awful lot like 'locker room talk'

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoxharding View Post
    What on earth is an 'abortress'? Does that mean they are saying Catherine Deneve took time off to perform abortions?
    Also, it seems alot of these '_ was a master at oral sex and _ was a hooker' sound an awful lot like 'locker room talk'
    Had lots of abortions???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    Not shocking but interesting:

    Jamie Lee Curtis and Christopher Guest have some sort of title in England.

    Jon Voight's brother wrote "Wild Thing" (must have anticipated his niece, Angelina)

    Daryl Hannah missing part of a finger
    This is rather late, but I'm facinated by the Avatars and screen names here on this web site!
    I'm assuming that "Noelle Page" must be from the Sydney Shelton novel (and movie) "The Other Side Of Midnight"?
    I LOVE that movie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Noelle Page View Post
    Eddie Money was a cop....

    Vickie Lawrence of "Mama's Family" had a #1 hit record in 1973 with "The Night the Lights Went out in Georgia." (Also, sometimes she is credited by her married name of Vickie Lawrence Schulz, which is weird)

    As the story goes the song "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" was originally offered to Cher, but she wanted to change the lyrics and since Vickie Lawrence's husband wrote the song it ticked him off and Vickie recorded it and it became a #1 Hit!

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    During an interview one time, Billy Bob Thornton said that he has a "real and intense" fear of antique furniture.
    "What we have here.... is a failure to communicate."

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    Monstar I had heard about Clara Bow, Joan Crawfish/Crawford, Nancy Reagan and a few others. I had read about them years ago.
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    "Men are held in the highest esteem for their sexuality while women are ridiculled"
    Yes I agree it takes two to tango, there are so incredibly few defaming words for men compared to the huge amount of horrible names women are called it's so ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOVSTORM View Post
    Nacy Grace is a horses ass too.
    She IS a horse. Sorry to say that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mamma View Post
    Oh get out !!! Are you serious ???

    One my favorites, KEANU REEVES, has some pretty sad ones.

    Rumors about being gay of course fly hard, but he had a child (daughter) that was stillborn back in 99-2000 I believe. The childs mother, Jennifer Syme (whom he never married), crashed her car a year later and died at the scene. Scott has a write up about Jennifer Syme at Find a Death. And also, Keanus father is an alcoholic drug addict that last I heard he is still estranged from, and finally Keanus sister sufferes from cancer, terribly.

    DR. PHIL'S sister-in-law was burned terribly by some fool who dropped a vat of acid on her car, crashing it through the windshield.

    sorry but I havent went through all of the posts...Keanu's sister has been going through various bouts of Lukemia for the better (or should i say worse) part of 20 years. About a year back the enquirer printes a piccie of her and she looked completely skelatal (sorry, all spelling is sponsored by stupidity...I still have the pic in the loft somewhere...I hoard magazines). I thought that was pretty intrusive though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by lisalouver View Post
    Yea, Priscilla Presley did get duped with the bad botox or silicone or whatever it was. It's all over the internet today and yesterday.

    Same guy where Lionel Ritchie's ex wife Diane was arrested for assisiting in these parties.

    http://www.comcast.net/entertainment...-4a61e7c77984/

    Clearly Priscilla is in the spotlight now and feels the need to answer up as to why she looks like something out of a horror movie.

    Even if she had it done bu that guy, she has had some bad work by someone else too.

    She looks terrible.
    Pricilla has always been a Goth

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    If you're gonna waste that much space, at least let it be your own sorry fuckin ass opinion. Seriously!
    Theres a link option for brevity's sake.
    Use it.
    Or lose it!
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    This is why I "crush" you Ich! You never fail to entertain.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spookykitty View Post
    "Men are held in the highest esteem for their sexuality while women are ridiculled"
    Yes I agree it takes two to tango, there are so incredibly few defaming words for men compared to the huge amount of horrible names women are called it's so ridiculous.
    Where I used to live one of our neighbors has a 16 year old girl daughter who is having a baby. According to some of our other neighbors she was "a little whore" yet the father of the baby ( another 16 year old ), I have yet to hear anyone call him names.

    But sadly I am not surprised. When it comes to sex there is always this double standard. Like why do some guys who have a problem with gay men yet they LOVE to watch lesbians getting it on in porn flicks and at strip bars? Gay is gay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ApricotRoses View Post
    During an interview one time, Billy Bob Thornton said that he has a "real and intense" fear of antique furniture.
    Maybe he fears antique furniture because of the thought that the previous owner(s) are now dead? Things like that creep some people out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Raines View Post
    Maybe he fears antique furniture because of the thought that the previous owner(s) are now dead? Things like that creep some people out.
    I got psychically attacked in an antique store one time. My sister was with me, we felt it at the same time, and ran out of the store. But, I'm not afraid of all antiques because of it. I could see how he might have had an experience like that and never got over it though. It was crazy intense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidium View Post
    I got psychically attacked in an antique store one time. My sister was with me, we felt it at the same time, and ran out of the store. But, I'm not afraid of all antiques because of it. I could see how he might have had an experience like that and never got over it though. It was crazy intense.
    That's awful. Strange thing is, I'm always afraid of that, too. Did you look into it? Though it might be best to just forget it all. I can totally see something like that happen to BBT. I read in an interview somewhere that he was also paranoid about knives and sharp objects pointing in the direction where his kids were, even if they were nowhere around and the distance between the kids and the objects was thousands of miles.

    Oranjuicejones, what was the song? I know it's off topic but I am intrigued.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Raines View Post
    Maybe he fears antique furniture because of the thought that the previous owner(s) are now dead? Things like that creep some people out.

    I will look at antiques and used stuff(even buy used books) Yet, I totally agree with Billy Bob about antiques being scary.
    I have a fear of something(or someone)being attached to something. Plus, who knows how many germs it has an where else it has been!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrnorrischangestrains View Post
    That's awful. Strange thing is, I'm always afraid of that, too. Did you look into it? Though it might be best to just forget it all. I can totally see something like that happen to BBT. I read in an interview somewhere that he was also paranoid about knives and sharp objects pointing in the direction where his kids were, even if they were nowhere around and the distance between the kids and the objects was thousands of miles.

    Oranjuicejones, what was the song? I know it's off topic but I am intrigued.
    What happened was I had gone into the store alone and picked up a really bad feeling at a certain place in the store, so I left. My sister was visiting. I didn't tell her anything, I asked her to come into the store with me, but not why. This might have been wrong to do but, it's what I did. She was sort of shopping, looking at things. I was saying, "you have to see something, it's back here..." We kept walking and suddenly 'BLAM', I felt like I'd been hit with an icy cannon ball in the chest. She looked at me and I looked at her. She said to me "Did you feel that?" I said "YES" She grabbed me by the arm and we ran out of there, out on the sidewalk we could hardly breath. Then I told her I had felt it before. She was a bit mad at me, but I told her that I had to find out if I had imagined it. She is more 'sensitive' than I am. As the feeling disapated, it became really difficult to explain. Even now as I write this, it doesn't sound like that big of a deal. But, honestly, it was INTENSE! And, we both felt it exactly at the same time, and I didn't tell her what to expect. A couple weeks later, I went back to the store. I made myself do it. I walked through the store, staying strong. There was no longer anything unpleasant there. Believe it or not, this is exactly what happened to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrnorrischangestrains View Post
    That's awful. Strange thing is, I'm always afraid of that, too. Did you look into it? Though it might be best to just forget it all. I can totally see something like that happen to BBT. I read in an interview somewhere that he was also paranoid about knives and sharp objects pointing in the direction where his kids were, even if they were nowhere around and the distance between the kids and the objects was thousands of miles.

    Oranjuicejones, what was the song? I know it's off topic but I am intrigued.
    lyric: "I saw you and him walking in the rain, you were holding hands and i'll never be the same"

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    Hmmm Lucy Lawless did porn? Can I get a dozen copies please!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hidium View Post
    What happened was I had gone into the store alone and picked up a really bad feeling at a certain place in the store, so I left. My sister was visiting. I didn't tell her anything, I asked her to come into the store with me, but not why. This might have been wrong to do but, it's what I did. She was sort of shopping, looking at things. I was saying, "you have to see something, it's back here..." We kept walking and suddenly 'BLAM', I felt like I'd been hit with an icy cannon ball in the chest. She looked at me and I looked at her. She said to me "Did you feel that?" I said "YES" She grabbed me by the arm and we ran out of there, out on the sidewalk we could hardly breath. Then I told her I had felt it before. She was a bit mad at me, but I told her that I had to find out if I had imagined it. She is more 'sensitive' than I am. As the feeling disapated, it became really difficult to explain. Even now as I write this, it doesn't sound like that big of a deal. But, honestly, it was INTENSE! And, we both felt it exactly at the same time, and I didn't tell her what to expect. A couple weeks later, I went back to the store. I made myself do it. I walked through the store, staying strong. There was no longer anything unpleasant there. Believe it or not, this is exactly what happened to me.
    Things like that always make me question my own sanity even though I *know* they happened. I would have done the same thing, though, taken someone I trust into the store.

    Hotmama, I meant the Bruce Springsteen song that got covered and went to #1 that Oranjuicejones mentioned several posts earlier.

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    Not sure if this qualifies as "shocking" but...Wayne Gretzky is terrified of airplanes.

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    I don't like big things. Like standing next to big buildings and looking up. I get all confused and fall down. I don't like it when everything in the supermarket starts looking really big. Like the soup cans start looking gigantic. I have to leave. Then my car looks really small in the parking lot, when I finally find it. I must have trouble with comparative relation between parts, things or elements with respect to size, amount, degree or ratio in relation to desirable balance and symmetry, or else the universe is fucking with me most of the time and the Lord hates me because I'm a middle child. Sorry, this doesn't belong here... but it had to do with Wayne Gretzky being afraid of airplanes, and they're big and scary too, so maybe we have the same problem, except he sees hockey pucks OK but they scare me because they seem like they would try to hit my mouth on purpose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by monstar View Post
    Quotes from alt.gossip.celebrities:

    Joan Crawford
    "Slept with every male star at MGM except Lassie", "Queen of the Casting Couch". Broke into Hollywood by starring in porno films in the twenties, most notably a silent one-reeler tantalizingly entitled ‘The Casting Couch’. It is alleged that after she became famous MGM shelled out over half a million dollars in an attempt to buy up every surviving copy of the film. When one possessor of some nude shots refused to part with them, his house was burned down three weeks later, himself being a casualty as well as the pics.

    Bullshit.

    Audrey Hepburn
    ...'His Fair Lady' always wore long white gloves up to her shoulders, while sucking John F. Kennedy's cock... An audio recording of Audrey Hepburn's notorious "cock-knocker carnival" can currently be found at the Florida home of a well-known film collector.

    Mega Bullshit.

    Ava Gardner
    "The world's most exciting animal". A notorious habitue of the casting couch, who coined the now-famous line, while on the set of a stinker movie as her career started to wane: "Who do I have to blow to get OUT of this picture ?.." Abortress.

    "Abortress"??? If this means what I think it means, so fucking what?

    Brigitte Bardot
    "And God Created Kept Woman". Paramour ( fancy woman ) and pornomodel since 14 y.o. Racist with the taste to "black meat": fucked Jimmy Hendrix. Presumably, zoophilic.

    Why would she be presumed zoophilic for fucking Jimi Hendrix ??

    Catherine Deneuve
    Into young boys in leather. Abortress.

    There's that word again.

    Joan Collins
    Was a hooker when she first arrived in Hollywood. Did porno in the late 70's.

    LOL I think not. She was busy making 'Empire of the Ants.'

    Jane Fonda
    Made a farm movie. When my ex-wife was researching various Hollywood legends she came across on about the candid porn film that Roger Vadim did staring his one time wife Jane Fonda. This was during the time when they were cruising the Strip for teenybopper hippie girls to share their bed for a night. TMALSS Jane supposedly made an appearance with some sort of canine entity filmed at a "farm" somewhere north of the city. I don't know what to say about this except, "submissive women, ya gotta love em."

    Jane Fonda submissive?? That takes the credibility factor of this one down a notch or ten.

    Bo Derek
    "Very nice woman. As down to earth as can possibly be expected." Acted in porn before starring in "10".

    No she didn't.

    Geena Davis
    Former hooker.

    No.

    Michelle Pfeiffer
    Worked as a high-dollar lay in her youth.

    Um, no.

    Knowing that ALL these stars, off screen, were/are 100% whores, - is scaring !..
    I haven't laughed this hard since Ethel Merman slipped on that banana peel. Hilarious.



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    The rumors that always make me want to cover my ears are the stories about Grace Kelly being some kind of hot mama when she arrived in Hollywood. If they're true I don't want to know!

    I guess that story that she wanted to marry the designer Oleg Cassini is true. Her father threw a fit. He didn't want her to marry a divorced man. There was still stigma attached to it- especially for a devout Catholic family.
    Although I do like the idea that Cary Grant was crazy mad about her. They remained friends her whole life.

    Sometimes it's written that she and Prince Ranier weren't that happy. That she wanted to continue to do films and he wouldn't let her. Seems to me that dressing up and being a princess every day would be the part of a lifetime!
    As for them not getting along- I watched her funeral. He was absolutely heartbroken-lost the love of his life. If he was faking it, give him the Oscar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by morticia53 View Post
    Small world, my hometown is Red Bluff!
    I used to work in Redding and even lived near Merle at one time in Palo Cedro. IMO he is a drugged out freak!
    My step-sister and brother is from "Dead Bluff" (that's what they called it!), and I lived in Redding for about 3 years (in the early 80's).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sam View Post
    As the story goes the song "The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia" was originally offered to Cher, but she wanted to change the lyrics and since Vickie Lawrence's husband wrote the song it ticked him off and Vickie recorded it and it became a #1 Hit!
    And her only one apparently!

    The movie was pretty good - starring Kristy McNichol, Dennis Quaid, and Mark Hamill.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hotmama View Post
    that might explain why she looks like a man. not to sound mean but girlfriend has "mannish" features. in the movie "holloween" i thought she was very unattractive. this also explains why she has to have her breast hanging out in some of her other movies. i hear she had plastic surgery and it did not turn out too well.
    Not all Hermaphrodites look like men. We don't know the details of what her sexual organs looked like at birth (IF the story is true!).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KELT View Post
    Did you know that JILL ST. JOHN was once the daughter in law of WOOLWORTH heiress BARBARA HUTTON ?


    TRUE; long before she became the wife of ROBERT WAGNER, JILL was married to HUTTON' son LANCE REVENTLOW. Her second husband was singer JACK JONES. WAGNER is JILL' third hubby.
    Believe it or not, but my Mom told me the son of the Woolworth fortune (this was back in 60's), hit on her when she was a nanny back in NY somewhere. He really liked her, but she wasn't interested. Just to think who my father could have turned out to be...

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    Quote Originally Posted by suzycreamcheese View Post
    Witches Teat. Supposedly Ann Bolyen had one, as well as six fingers on one hand.
    I guess that's where that saying, "Colder than a witch's teat in a iron bra" comes from?

    Altho I also wonder where "Hotter than a fucked fox in a forest fire" comes from too...

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    Anniversary of Anne Boleyn's death...

    RE: This thread. What a load of women bashing!!!! This is just nasty and wrong.

    On the subject of Anne Boleyn, she died sometime between May 17th (today) and May 19th, 1536.

    She most likely didn't have 6 fingers. She was said to have an odd 'double finger nail' which she took care to hide.

    She was said to have slept with her brother. But Henry VIII wasn't even considering her innocence, as he dismantled her household and sent her ladies in waiting away while the trial was in progress. He had his eye on Jane Seymour. So, since everyone is woman bashing.... why not drag poor sharp tongued Anne, husband stealing, incestous witch into the mix.... By the way, she was very charitable to the poor.

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    Kobe Bryant speaks fluent Italian.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L6nVq2jspU
    Suck it.

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    Marianne Faithful once slashed her face with a razor blade and did quite a lot of damage.

    She is beautiful, I love Marianne.
    Last edited by cherryghost; 05-27-2008 at 06:00 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cherryghost View Post
    Marianne Faithful once slashed her face with a razor blade and did quite a lot of damage.

    She is beautiful, I love Marianne.
    I heard a story several years ago that gay porn actor Jack Radcliffe did the same thing. His lover for some many years had died from AIDS and he could not get over it and lost interest in doing porn. But he still had a contract which required him to more movies. So he slashed his face up just to get out of his contract. Not sure if its true or not.

    Now this "shocking fact" is true. Not a person but a "what"

    Everyone knows the gay pride flag is a rainbow. But the gay pride flag for the gay bear guys, its a bit different.



    Who owns the copyright of the "bear" flag? Two lesbians !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reecy View Post
    I've got a good one.

    Did you know that Halle Berry is deaf in one ear?

    The reason being is because she use to date Wesley Snipes who beat her so bad she lost her hearing in that one ear.

    i thought it was some baseball player that beat her?

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