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    100 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Public Place Game

    Title says it all I believe. I want some more fun games on the board so I figured I would start a couple.

    Any place goes!! Restaurants, hotels, bake shop, retail stores, etc.

    I guess I'll start since I created the thread


    #1:

    Trying on the panties and lingerie in Macy's and walking out of the dressing room to the undergarments section so the hubby/SO can check them out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    Title says it all I believe. I want some more fun games on the board so I figured I would start a couple.

    Any place goes!! Restaurants, hotels, bake shop, retail stores, etc.

    I guess I'll start since I created the thread


    #1:

    Trying on the panties and lingerie in Macy's and walking out of the dressing room to the undergarments section so the hubby/SO can check them out.
    Any pics? When I was younger I would get booted out of places that served alcohol. Can't really remember why though. OK, there was a time when myself and a fellow Southwest Ramp agent kind of made sure there was one, and only one, combined Christmas party with Delta.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Any pics? When I was younger I would get booted out of places that served alcohol. Can't really remember why though. OK, there was a time when myself and a fellow Southwest Ramp agent kind of made sure there was one, and only one, combined Christmas party with Delta.
    Awesome!!

    #3 anyone??

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    3 - eating a banana loudly and suggestively
    "I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens"

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    once i was on a binge and i fell asleep in bed in a department store - woke up and it was closed, then the alarm when off - next thing there were cops and blah blah -- later that same week i woke to horse in the house, i just opened the door and he left

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    Quote Originally Posted by stegosaurus View Post
    3 - eating a banana loudly and suggestively
    Good one!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by human View Post
    once i was on a binge and i fell asleep in bed in a department store - woke up and it was closed, then the alarm when off - next thing there were cops and blah blah -- later that same week i woke to horse in the house, i just opened the door and he left
    You drunk, alone, with a horse. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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    My sister dared me to sit on Santa's lap when I was very pregnant. Just as I got ready to sit down, I accidentally farted. I kicked myself out because of unbearable embarrassment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    My sister dared me to sit on Santa's lap when I was very pregnant. Just as I got ready to sit down, I accidentally farted. I kicked myself out because of unbearable embarrassment.
    Now that is awesome!! Did Santa send you this for Christmas?


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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    Now that is awesome!! Did Santa send you this for Christmas?

    I was so embarrassed, I cried, and that bitch makes fun of me to this day! Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    I was so embarrassed, I cried, and that bitch makes fun of me to this day! Lol
    I would have cried too. Why is gas so embarrassing to us when it is so natural? Who decided it was funny and embarrassing? How did the "fart" culture so to speak come about? Were they laughing and embarrassed during the Roman Empire if someone had gas? Why am I asking so many gas questions? Ok time to stop.

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    Imitating a stern faced store boss only to turn round to find they have been watching you lol
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    Go to Olive Garden for the All you can eat lunch (soup, salad, breadsticks) but don't eat it. Just soak the breadstick in the soup and then pour all that in the salad bowl, give it a stir, ask for more. Repeat.

    I wonder how long they would give you the food if you weren't really eating it?

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    Lol not long I'll bet
    "I'm not afraid of dying - I just don't want to be there when it happens"

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    If I ever win the lottery I'm going to try stuff like that. Because I'll be a rich bitch and won't care!!!!!!!

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    Go to an upscale restaurant wearing a checkerboard bandanna and order an ISIS flambé.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    My sister dared me to sit on Santa's lap when I was very pregnant. Just as I got ready to sit down, I accidentally farted. I kicked myself out because of unbearable embarrassment.
    You owe me a shot of vodka. That shit sting's when you hoark it through your nose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    You owe me a shot of vodka. That shit sting's when you hoark it through your nose.
    Giggle

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    Cleanskull you bad boy lol. Your comment just made me snort tea all over the computer.
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    At least you got some nasal anti-oxidants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    You owe me a shot of vodka. That shit sting's when you hoark it through your nose.
    I'm sorry! How do you think Santa felt? Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    At least you got some nasal anti-oxidants.
    Lmao

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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    At least you got some nasal anti-oxidants.
    I am finishing my tea away from the computer
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    When I was 25 years old I was asked to leave a strip club because I had lit up a cigar even though just about everyone else in that place were smoking cigarettes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by choff View Post
    When I was 25 years old I was asked to leave a strip club because I had lit up a cigar even though just about everyone else in that place were smoking cigarettes.
    Well that is stupid. Plus they smell so much better!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    Well that is stupid. Plus they smell so much better!!
    Smelled better than the cigarettes or the strippers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Smelled better than the cigarettes or the strippers?
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was referring to the cigs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I was referring to the cigs.
    Umm, never had a table dance real late at night I'm guessing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Umm, never had a table dance real late at night I'm guessing.
    I have never seen a dancing table.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cleanskull View Post
    Umm, never had a table dance real late at night I'm guessing.
    LMAO! I haven't either, but I'm a good guesser!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    I'm sorry! How do you think Santa felt? Lol
    I'm pretty sure there's so many times a day that his leg gets pissed on that a fart is a welcomed experience.

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    This thread is hilarious!

    As for getting kicked out of a public place : just go anywhere with me while I'm on acid. They'll kick you right to the curb.
    I am the king of all things stupid!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McMorbid View Post
    This thread is hilarious!
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    I'm sure Santa looks forward to farts, blasts of fresh air ho ho ho!!!

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    How old were you when you first put on a wig and flares and shook your ass like an baboon on crack?
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    Stegosaurus, you just fucked me all up.

    So far I haven't lived through that one but I'm sure it would get you kicked out of most public places.
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    Being asked to leave the bowling alley because your friends got drunk and obnoxious...yet you're the only one still sober.
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    Well I think the Beatles knew perfectly well why not when they popped the musical question "Why don't we do it in the road?"

    "No one will be watching us . . .": yeah right. Either A) this is a lie and everyone and his brother will be watching us and it will be on the Internet in the morning or B) there will really be no one watching us and we will be ejected from a public place by an 18-wheeler in several different directions.

    Personally, I also think sex in the semi-public confines of a motor vehicle is also overrated, especially when the Mass. state police cruise by every 15 minutes. But the Berkshires are dreamlike in autumn.



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    Whipping it out and pissing on a cop's shoes.

    We had this nutball in town who kept trying to get arrested for the 3 hots and a cot. He was doing minor stiff like hanging out in front of businesses and making a nuisance of himself. But people would just shoo him away. I told them thay if he wanted to get arrested, he should piss on a cop car or a cop's shoes. That'd do it. He finally got his wish and was arrested for punching in random car windows downtown. Then shipped off to the mental hospital hundreds of miles away, effectively getting him kicked out of all public places,
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    Stand up in a resturaunt and shout "I have to pee"

    Then squat and do it!

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    Back in the 80's I was serving aboard the HMAS Vampire. There was a mayoral reception held at the town hall in Mackay, north Queensland, Australia for the ships crew. I was a little loaded and chatting up the mayors wife. The XO (Executive Officer, second in command of the ship) grabbed me by the elbow and suggested I get a taxi back to the ship. To ensure this transpired, he escorted me out personally and poured me into said taxi. Remarkably, I was never put on a charge for it, but every time I passed an officer on the ship they smirked lol. Needless to say, every time there was a mayors reception when we visited port, I was miraculously rostered on for duties aboard the ship.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mammy View Post
    Smelled better than the cigarettes or the strippers?
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say the cigar smelled better than the cigarettes AND the strippers.

    Quote Originally Posted by stegosaurus View Post
    I have never seen a dancing table.
    Me, either.

    Quote Originally Posted by shipmatekate View Post
    Stand up in a resturaunt and shout "I have to pee"

    Then squat and do it!
    Bwahahaha!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miho View Post
    Throwing a mini gold club into the course's waterfall with a barbaric yelp while unleashing profanities.
    You would be fun to play mini golf with.
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    Ordering a drink from a bartender and when he gives you the wrong one, you throw it in his face and just stare at him calmly afterward.
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    Show up naked?

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    Quote Originally Posted by findadeathaddict View Post
    Show up naked?
    I always do. Drinking too many tequila shots on your birthday and then throwing up in a pub 3 times in 30 minutes and being caught by the barstaff
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    A couple of decades ago I got our group escorted out of a fairly nice Houston bar by standing on my seat and yelling "Can I get another fucking drink please." My dear wife is remembering some things I don't.
    Do not go gentle into that good night.
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    How could I forget this UGH !!! LOL !!

    Back in 1996 I was working at a radio station that was NOT owned by Clear Channel ( now IHeart media ). My grandparents at the time had lived across the road from the local fairgrounds and one weekend they decided to go to a BBQ event at the fairgrounds that was sponsored by another local radio station that was owned by Clear Channel. When all of us family members had went over to the event despite me dressed up in regular clothes ( this was my personal time ) no sooner as I got into the event some jerk shows up and screams at me "...NO NO NO..you can't be here...you work for W*** and they aren't part of us ( meaning Clear Channel )..." I was escorted off the property by Clear Channel security. Over the years I was told I could had sued over this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by choff View Post
    How could I forget this UGH !!! LOL !!

    Back in 1996 I was working at a radio station that was NOT owned by Clear Channel ( now IHeart media ). My grandparents at the time had lived across the road from the local fairgrounds and one weekend they decided to go to a BBQ event at the fairgrounds that was sponsored by another local radio station that was owned by Clear Channel. When all of us family members had went over to the event despite me dressed up in regular clothes ( this was my personal time ) no sooner as I got into the event some jerk shows up and screams at me "...NO NO NO..you can't be here...you work for W*** and they aren't part of us ( meaning Clear Channel )..." I was escorted off the property by Clear Channel security. Over the years I was told I could had sued over this.
    That is nuts!!

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    Do cartwheels around a casket during a random funeral.
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