Hey Guys. Jefe came and got me. I have to say, your theories are much more gross than the real deal. This is the story, as I recall it. I posted it quite a few years ago.
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someone I know went to Natalie's house on Rodeo Dr. to interview her. As I recall, he was brought to the swimming pool, where Natalie was doing her daily laps. He sat at the table beside the pool, and Natalie proceeded to leave the pool, topless, double mastectomy scars, bathing cap - in her 90's. she sat down at the table across from him, dripping wet, topless, double mastectomy scars, bathing cap, and proceeded to pop Planter's Cheese Balls into her mouth. The lovely orange coating on her teeth added incredibly to the scene, and the orange crumbs gingerly tumbling down her scarred chest was the topper. The interview began then.
Oh my.............LMAO at how the mind tends to wander with theories of the unknown. YOU GO Natalie!!!!! RIP
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Oh no how can I now get that image from my mind? Pour me a drink will you?
Last edited by PvN73; 02-23-2008 at 10:11 AM.
That's more strange then gross. Orange teeth, LOL.
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Thank goodness you posted that, Scott! I kept checking back... lol
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Reminds me of the joke about the guy that went to his doctor. doctor asks him whats wrong. The guy pulls his trousers and skivies down and his pecker is bright orange. The doctor goes WTF and starts asking him about his lifestyle. The guy says "Actually Doc, I don't get out much, I mostly stay in watching porn and eating cheeseballs".
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Thanks for saving us from out imaginations, Scott!
God, poor woman, she probably thought the whole scene was completely normal. Well, there goes the theory that regular exercise prevents dementia.
On a more important note, did Planters really stop making cheese balls? I could have sworn I had some on my last trip to Laughlin. In the meantime, Frito-Lay does make a slightly smaller equivalent called Cheetos Meteors or something to that effect. They come in a plasic container that's about the same size as Pringles containers, have several varieties such as puffed, crunchy, flaming hot, super flaming hot and limon flaming hot. I cannot handle the flaming hot ones, but they are my oldest son's favorites.
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"Sheesh, that was really mild compared to the horrifying scenarios I was coming up with, fueled by all my demented friends here."
---I know, right? I was the one talking about how flammable they are/were....man we were way off base.
I can picture Lovey with orange teeth and scars but I'm still not ready to watch the Gene Simmons sex tape. I've decided to forego watching it and just skip right to the part where I drive hot stakes into my eyes. Old Naked Lovey is enough.
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Thank you Scott for telling us!! Why oh why did NS swim and do the interview topless???? Was she that off her rocker or didn't she care? In any event that was gross enough for me, I'll never eat cheeseballs again.
But what would have been worse, cheez balls or oreos? I mean, orange teeth are way more psychadelic (therefore cooler) than black teeth. She'd have looked like a methed-out scarred geriatric patient.
I think in my case it will involve cheesecake.
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I thank you too, Scott, for the story. The cheese balls aren't as grose as the topless part.
How did Chester Cheeto beat her out as spokesperson?
Yeah, I have to admit, that was a little bit of a letdown. Nauseating nonetheless, but I was expecting some like, crazy Gilligan's Island cast party involving something similar to Winona Ryder and the ping-pong balls in the South Park movie...
Thanks for the lowdown, Scott. It wasn't as near as bad as I thought it would be. I guess @ 90 and you don't have anything but scars where your boobs used to be, topless isn't such a big deal. Now if she still had her originial boobs and was topless, THAT would have been gross! (Twohunglo)
I guess because I work around the elderly crowd, nothing they do surprises me anymore. All I can think of is: "hey, I'm not that far from being in the same boat they are and who knows what I'll do to make my life easier."
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That's hilarious, but I don't think it's that strange. When a famous person lets you come to their house for an interview, you have to kind of go with the flow. Some women who beat breast cancer are proud of the scars and treat them as a badge of honor that they beat the disease, although I'm not sure why she'd just expose herself to a stranger either, unless she was hoping he'd offer her a quickee or something.
I can honestly tell you, my imagination involved Natalie and some cheeseball enema idea....EWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I need some help.....next thing you know, it will be Jim Backus and coconut cream pie shampoo
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isn't britney spears a big cheese ball/ cheese puff fan?
i can see her doing this in her 90's
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Interesting story. Just goes to show what a bunch of sick motherfuckers we all are.
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Wow, I read this story on FAD years ago as well, and found myself googling to find the answer as well! I had since forgotten until I saw this thread! Thank you so much for answering Scott!! You are the King of Hags!
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Okay..Now, what's this about Marianne Faithful and a Mars bar? I LOVE her voice.
If you think the image of Natalie and the Cheese Balls is disturbing, do NOT, under any circumstances, imagine what she'd do with a can of Cheese Whiz...