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    Happy Festivus!

    Part of Festivus is letting it all out!!!
    I hate the IRS!
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    I hate that Seinfeld is off the air. I have a lot of grievances that i can't list.

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    Someone tried to install a Festivus pole outside the city hall in Green Bay WI last week. They got turned down.

    http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/...712160726/1978
    Performing my signature monkey hump move since 10/16/2007...

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FESTIVUS!!!!!

    SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!

    gold.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PvN73 View Post
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa FESTIVUS!!!!!

    SERENITY NOW!!!!!!!!!

    gold.
    Insanity Later...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DietCokeofEvil View Post
    Someone tried to install a Festivus pole outside the city hall in Green Bay WI last week. They got turned down.

    http://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/...712160726/1978
    party poopers

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    Feats of strength!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MbalmR View Post
    Feats of strength!
    A donation had been made in your name to a charity called "The Human Fund". The money will be well spent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    A donation had been made in your name to a charity called "The Human Fund". The money will be well spent.
    I have a print out of this I bought a few years back. It is great I gave some for gifts a few years back. It is so funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathyf View Post
    I have a print out of this I bought a few years back. It is great I gave some for gifts a few years back. It is so funny.
    can you scan it and post it?

    happy festivus for the rest of us, everyone!!!

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    Damn, this is when I wish I'd been more then just a casual Seinfeld fan/watcher. I'm barely in the loop here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RigorMortis View Post
    Damn, this is when I wish I'd been more then just a casual Seinfeld fan/watcher. I'm barely in the loop here.
    It's a Festivus Miracle! Another convert!! Tomorrow the 23rd is the day. Let the Festivus begin. I think Mag should begin "Airing of Grievances".

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    It's a Festivus Miracle! Another convert!! Tomorrow the 23rd is the day. Let the Festivus begin. I think Mag should begin "Airing of Grievances".
    LMAO

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    Do we still get presents....

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    Quote Originally Posted by onehunglow View Post
    It's a Festivus Miracle! Another convert!! Tomorrow the 23rd is the day. Let the Festivus begin. I think Mag should begin "Airing of Grievances".

    Let us begin...

    List Of Grievances

    To all the middle aged women with children I have encountered during Holiday parties this season surely you have more enlightening things to discuss than your child's coach, gymnastics class, PTA/PTO meetings, etc. YAWN! Specifically those from Amy's Bunco night on Thursday. GET A LIFE! You wonder why your husbands are bored with you.

    To the posters on FAD who were part of this board and disappeared without explaination...specifically computerguy and sweetsumthin. WHAT THE "EFF!" I am way too curious and this drives me crazy.

    To those who have changed their avatars or change frequently...I can not keep track of who you are by name. You originality is to be commended but quit it already!

    Posters of and on political threads who are suprised by the hypocrisy of any and all politicians of any party...politicians are a-holes by nature...HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR!

    ONEHUNGLOW...your next


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    List Of Grievances

    List Of Grievances

    This is a death site. If you see a dead body what would you expect! Gore is in the eye of the beholder.

    This is not a red/blue site and if you want to make a living out of bashing one party expect it back and take your medicine. Don't run and bitch to a mod!

    This is an adult site. Four letter words turn up. Don't acted like you've never saw them.

    Get a damn avatar and keep it!

    Have a sense of humor. Mine is dark and if you don't understand it that is your problem not mine!

    Make your own thread and quit highjacking somoeone elses. I read on Porn Stars and find out what you bought for dinner.

    Use ignore or PM me and be an adult. You don't need a mod to spank me.

    If you want to write War & Piece put it into a paragraph or get to the point.

    If I spell something wrong I don't give a shit. I was close enough that you knew what I meant. Thanks and have a wonderful 23rd and screw shopping.

    And for all you in 80 degree weather and sun!! Up yours!
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    List of Grievances

    1. When someone points out rudely that there was a thread on the same thing.
    2. Everyone has their own opinion, if you ask don't get mad if you do not get an answer you like.
    3. This is a death site, sometimes death has pictures that are not appropriate. If you don't like them don't look.
    4. as the others stated changing the avatar is confusing.
    5. I hate when someone asked you something on a thread and you don't see it til weeks or days later. If it's important send a private m.

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    I will scan the Festivus card and send it.

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    http://www.berbs.us/archives/images/pole.gif

    Thought this would make the thread more festive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magblax View Post
    http://www.berbs.us/archives/images/pole.gif

    Thought this would make the thread more festive.

    You know that may make a great gift!
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    Last edited by onehunglow; 12-22-2007 at 07:38 PM.

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    I think this is so funny....love this thread, will state grievances when I think of some

    Member since 10/10/07

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaxxx View Post
    I think this is so funny....love this thread, will state grievances when I think of some
    Maybe we can work on the feats of strength

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    Next year on the 23 rd I am doing it. I'm going to drag half my family in and get down to it. I'll even set up a pole.I have one brother where I'll store it in the rest of the year.

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    Well it is officially Festivus. Happy Festivus One and All!!!

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    Man people take what they see on tv a litte too serious these days

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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Man people take what they see on tv a litte too serious these days
    Just having fun. The Mayor of Green Bay Wisconsin tried to put a pole up in town.

    Festivus pole to join Green Bay nativity scene?


    ]Mayor says 'pop culture' reference will not be added to Malavika Jagannathan
    mjaganna@greenbaypressgazette.com

    Frank Costanza would be proud, perhaps even a little misty-eyed.

    In an homage to Jerry Stiller's character on "Seinfeld" — often credited for bringing the Festivus holiday to the rest of us — Sean Ryan of Allouez on Saturday asked Mayor Jim Schmitt for permission to display a Festivus pole on the overhang at the northwest entrance to City Hall.

    But it's unlikely that the six-foot undecorated aluminum pole at the heart of the semi-fictitious holiday will stand next to the Mary, Joseph and baby Jesus in City Council President Chad Fradette's nativity display.

    If we're going to approve things, it needs to be a religion — this is just pop culture," Schmitt said Saturday. "This is kind of making a laughing matter of something that's rather serious."
    Created by author Daniel O'Keefe in the 1970s and popularized by Seinfeld two decades later, Festivus is an annual holiday celebrated by many Americans both in earnest and jest on Dec. 23. Gov. Jim Doyle has even installed a Festivus pole — manufactured by a Milwaukee-based company — at the Governor's mansion in the past few years.

    Ryan's request is the latest in a series from individuals who want to add to the pantheon above one of the entrance's to City Hall since Fradette received the go-ahead from the city's advisory committee last week to install his display. Fradette said he proposed the display in response to criticism lobbed at the city of Peshtigo over a nativity display on public property there.

    Both Fradette and Schmitt opened the display to other religions, and at least seven requests have been made to date.
    On Friday, an Appleton man added a Wiccan wreath to the Christmas manger scene.

    Another Green Bay resident hopes a peace sign she has chosen to symbolize a tenet of her Unitarian Universalism faith will join those on Monday. "When Chad (Fradette) put his up, he was doing it as an act of — he wasn't doing it an as an act to unite the community," Taku Ronsman said. "I'm trying to express the idea of inclusiveness. A peace sign reflects that."
    A practicing Catholic who would prefer to see no religious displays at a government office, Ryan said his tongue-in-cheek request intends to showcase how deciding what religions to include in the display can turn to the absurd.
    "I was turning over how extreme things could get and how loosely things could get interpreted," Ryan said. "Immediately, Frank Costanza came to mind."

    Schmitt said "silly antics" would not help resolve the questions facing the City Council on Tuesday, when it decides of the advisory council and the mayor were right to approve Fradette's display.

    The mayor said he plans to forward some preliminary guidelines to the council on Monday, including a limit on the time period for the displays and how to determine if a display is representative of a religion.

    This isn't an area that we have a lot of expertise," said Schmitt, adding that he discussed the issue with the mayors of Chicago and Racine. "If it works in (Chicago's) Daley Plaza — and that's a city of 3 million — with 100,000 people, we can come up with some guidelines."

    For now, those guidelines may not include the airing of grievances and feats of strength that are the hallmarks of Festivus.
    The real feat of strength would be for the mayor to stand up and say this is absurd," Ryan said. "Let us keep nativity scenes where they belong — in the churches, in our homes and in our hearts."
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    Kathyf,

    A million thanks for the Explanation.
    I've got it now. Makes sense...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghoulie Girl View Post
    Kathyf,

    A million thanks for the Explanation.
    I've got it now. Makes sense...
    I figured some people who never watched might want to know. LOl

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    Love this thread! Got a cardboard tube. I now have a festivus pole. Laying in wait for the family tomorrow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Man people take what they see on tv a litte too serious these days
    man, people take what they see on an internet forum a little too serious these days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by magblax View Post
    ...To the posters on FAD who were part of this board and disappeared without explaination...specifically computerguy and sweetsumthin. WHAT THE "EFF!" I am way too curious and this drives me crazy...
    Sweetsumthin's power cord for her laptop broke, I made sure I tracked her down.
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    How about a little cut and paste...

    ...to bring us together

    Onehunglow:

    This is an adult site. Four letter words turn up. Don't acted like you've never saw them.

    Get a damn avatar and keep it!

    And for all you in 80 degree weather and sun!! Up yours!

    KathyF:

    1. When someone points out rudely that there was a thread on the same thing.
    2. Everyone has their own opinion, if you ask don't get mad if you do not get an answer you like.


    ...and from the peanut gallery (Brad)

    If you are going to say something communicate it fully and clearly and with some research. I CAN'T SEE YOUR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!

    how about some proper spelling and punkuation you look like an 8 years old

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    !. Accept the fact that we are ALL DIFFERENT. We all have different faiths and beliefs and opinions. The fact that we come together in a common interest is a good thing, do not try and divide by starting wars over these. Maybe we can all learn something from each other, but not when you are yelling it out...

    2. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE drop the holier than thou attitudes! When you think your opinion is correct and the only one worth stating...refer to #1.

    Thank you and have a great day!

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled thread....

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    You guys are CRACKING me up with this. I'm all good and educated about Festivus now. Thanks...

    and you, Jefe! you need to lighten up young man. Before you get spanked for Festivus!

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    I think it is time to initiate the Festivus Feats of Strength!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegan View Post
    man, people take what they see on an internet forum a little too serious these days.
    What would you like for Christmas....your on my list now.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by MorbidMolly View Post
    What would you like for Christmas....your on my list now.....
    xoxo l'll make a list and get back to you
    there's a little something for festivus in the post for you too lol

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    AIRING OF GREIVANCES:

    Will get back when I think of some.

    FEATS OF STRENGTH:

    I just lifted my monitor for a few seconds -- it's older so it's heavy as all shit. I'm sure you're all appropriately dazzled by my unique feat, however, an ever stronger feat was the fact I resisted the temptation to chunk the mofo through the nearest window. It would have been momentarily satisfying, to be sure, but then I would have missed you knobs later on.

    Can a stripper pole do double duty as a Festivus Pole?

    FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noor 7ayaty View Post
    AIRING OF GREIVANCES:

    Will get back when I think of some.

    FEATS OF STRENGTH:

    I just lifted my monitor for a few seconds -- it's older so it's heavy as all shit. I'm sure you're all appropriately dazzled by my unique feat, however, an ever stronger feat was the fact I resisted the temptation to chunk the mofo through the nearest window. It would have been momentarily satisfying, to be sure, but then I would have missed you knobs later on.

    Can a stripper pole do double duty as a Festivus Pole?

    FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stripper pole will work. No tinsel!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathyf View Post
    Stripper pole will work. No tinsel!

    Not even tinsel on my G-String?!?! That sucks!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Noor 7ayaty View Post
    Not even tinsel on my G-String?!?! That sucks!
    No it could get caught on the pole. LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finnegan View Post
    man, people take what they see on an internet forum a little too serious these days.
    I wasnt talking about the people in the forum. I was talking about the Seinfeld fans trying to make it a legal holiday. Im not complaining. Im always looking for a excuse not to go to work.

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    Seinfeld

    There seems to be heaps of us on here who love Seinfeld.

    Seinfeld is an Emmy Award -winning American situation comedy that originally aired on NBC from July 5 , 1989 to May 14 , 1998 , lasting nine seasons. Many of its catchphrases have entered into the popular culture lexicon. The show led the Arthur Nielsen Media Research Ratings in its sixth and ninth seasons and finished among the top two (along with NBC's ER ) every year from 1994 to 1998. [1] In 2002 , TV Guide named Seinfeld as the greatest American television program of all time. [2] In 2006 , a sitcom industry poll conducted by UK Channel 4 voted Seinfeld as the third best sitcom ever, ranking behind Frasier and Fawlty Towers . [3]
    The series was created by Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David , with the former starring as an eponymous fictionalized version of himself . Set predominantly in an apartment block on New York City 's Upper West Side , the show features a host of Jerry's friends and acquaintances, which include George Costanza , Elaine Benes and Cosmo Kramer .

    Sourced from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seinfeld

    fab4seinfeld.jpg

    I loved the ep about the guy wearing the cape...

    Seinfeld_cape.jpg
    Here a few of my fav clips

    Dingo got your baby....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u324c5Oi5M

    The answering message for George… believe it or not I'm not hooommmeee

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhhzwjt2AG0


    Serenity now
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5513mXmQbw4
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    Dolores.
    That's one of my faves.

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    One of my faves is when George gets his photos back from the lab and theres a picture of a girl in a bikini and he thinks the girl that works at the lab likes him and placed o photo of hers in his on purpose so he poses for sexy pics and drops them off to be developed but the guy that works there thinks George is hitting on him so he puts sexy pics of him in Georges photo then Newman steals them and uses them in the postmaster trial of Jerry and mail fraud.
    Suck it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smellslikealmonds View Post
    Dolores.
    That's one of my faves.
    What not Mulva? haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    My husband LOVES Seinfeld.

    I'm a "Will and Grace" girl myself...

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    Suck it.

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