I have always loved the one about the movie Prognosis Negative. I still say that to this day instead on just No. Love it!!
Wiki has a page on the ficitional movies of Seinfeld
Rochelle Rochelle ("The tale of a young girl's strange erotic journey from Milan to Minsk")
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5, 10 minutes (chinese food resturant episode)
Life's no good without a good scare
I love Georges rules (which I know I have posted previously)..
Rule No. 1 - Never walk without a document in your hands.
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
Rule No. 2 - Use computers to look busy.
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, chat, and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that the proponents of the computer revolution would like to talk about but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss -- and you will get caught -- your best defence is to claim you're teaching yourself to use new software, thus saving valuable training dollars.
Rule No. 3 - Keep a messy desk.
Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like we're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives.
Rule No. 4 - Use voice mail.
Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing -- they call because they want you to do work for them. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice-mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during lunch hour when you know they're not there -- it looks like you're hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel.
Rule No. 5 - Look impatient & annoyed.
One should also always try to look impatient and annoyed to give your bosses the impression that you are always busy.
Rule No. 6 - Leave the office late.
Always leave the office late, especially when the boss is still around. You could read magazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read but have no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walk past the boss' room on your way out. Send important e-mail at unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35 p.m., 7:05 a.m., etc.) and during public holidays.
Rule No. 7 - Use sighing for effect.
Sigh loudly when there are many people around, giving the impression that you are under extreme pressure.
Rule No. 8 - Opt for the stacking strategy.
It is not enough to pile lots of documents on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. (thick computer manuals are the best).
Rule No. 9 - Build your vocabulary.
Read up on some computer magazines and pick out all the jargon and new products. Use the phrases freely when in conversation with bosses. Remember; they don't have to understand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.
Rule No. 10 - Don't get caught.
MOST IMPORTANT: Don't forward this to your boss by mistake!
IMO, the most overrated show ever on television......sorry. But I like Curb Your Enthusiasm. So go figure. I just don't like Mr. Seinfeld. I don't find him funny. But I won't dispute the show's popularity. You can't argue the ratings.
I loved Seinfeld..my husband and I would just laugh our selves silly on Thursday nights! that was when must see TV really was must see! I loved the episode where George made a little nap area under his desk at work..too funny..and the one where he said he was a Marine Biologist..I just saw the puffy shirt episode the other night.."But I don't wanna be a Pirate!" So many Gems!
Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!
l can't spare a square!!!
(l have had the lucky opportunity to actually use this twice in public washrooms. once at a funeral. haaaaa)
I can't pick a favorite episode. Love them all. Do like Elaine's boyfriend Puddy, he's so cute and funny.
I love Seinfeld...my daughter and her husband have almost all the seasons on DVD...even the grandsons love the show...their favorite is Kramer.
I like the sponge episode. The one where Elaine buys up all the Sponge contraceptives because they're discontinuing them. She's asking the guys if they're "sponge worthy"....
So many good ones....
"Dying is just nature's way of saying, hey, you're not alive anymore!"
"Look at the cute little bastard!"
"This son of a bitch is ice cold!"
"Why separate knob, WHY SEPARATE KNOB?!"
In the first year of the show two different
actors played jerry's father.
Seinfeld as Queen
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"So, what, no fuckin' ziti now?"
I didn't like it when it was on, but I love the reruns. I can't figure that out. My favorite was when they yanked the sponge off the market, so Elaine drove around all weekend buying sponges and then rationed them, and they were asking her if any new boyfriend was "sponge-worthy" meaning, was he good enough for her to use one of her limited-available sponges instead of other birth control.
Here are some reminders from Seinfeld
No Soup for You
Master of Your Domain
Yada Yada Yada
The Jerk Store
Big Toe Captain
Covenant of the Keys
"These pretzels are making me thirsty."
Gotta Love the Drake
You gotta see the baby!
The Human Fund: Money for People
Here is another list
I loved Seinfeld; as did most of my friends.
I used to tape three or four eps; then have friends over for a Seinfeld "party".
I'd grill steaks or burgers; and we would sit around watching Jerry and friends; enjoying good food and drinks.
One of my favorites; don't recall the name; was when Cosmo had the "amazing technicolor overcoat"; and was pimpin' large down the side walk.
And of course; the Soup Nazi.
I still hear people say, "No soup for you!!!"
i love this show too!
the finale was on the night of my aunt & uncle's serenade (in south philly, its like an engagement party and block party at the same time)... a lot of people didnt show up because the last seinfeld episode was on.
Seinfeld is my favorite show ever but unfortunately the last two season were pretty disappointing. Actually to be honest, I'd say they were just plain bad (perhaps a couple of good episodes but that's about it).
Wonderful grade-A show that I still watch every single day but they should have pulled the plug sooner.
There are still about three eps from the last season that I still have not seen. What a joy it will be to stumble across them watching the reruns!
My dad & I are still huge fans. It really is a part of of our culture now. I hear Seinfeldisms all the time & I use many myself.
Heeey that was my 2,000th post.
A guy I went to College with and was in a couple of plays with..did a guest spot on Seinfeld..He was the guy at the Gym who caught George peeing in the shower..his name is Scott Larose..very cool to see him on that show!
Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!
how much fun would that have been?!?!
every time l see the one with george's singing answering machine, l get it stuck in my head for ages
l love when elaine rips the toupee off george's head and throws it out the window after shouting "l don't like this thing!!!"
also, in the "nip" episode -- "you want your christmas card? you want your christmas card?! HERE'S your christmas card!!"
Zombie kitteh is Hungry!!
The oven mitts that George wore for his hands! That was too funny.
I love the ep when George gets called Cantstandya Cantstandya!! HAAAAAAAAAAA
You are always too kind to me, I love that picture of Kramer.
Which episode was it wherin they were recreating the trajectory of spit at the ball park, ala the "Magic Bullet" of JFK infamy?
And I liked the one where George had the realization that he should always do the exact opposite of what he thinks.
And the time when Elaine thought all of the waitresses at the diner were being hired because they had big boobs; when in reality...
The second spitter is called The boyfriend part 1 and is mentioned in part 2
Newman.: Wow, it was McDowell.
Jerry: But why? Why McDowell?
Kramer: Well, maybe because we were sitting in the right field stands cursing at him in the bullpen all game.
Newman: He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head.
The Opposite one with George is called The Opposite. That was hilarious.
"Why did it all turn out like this for me? I had so much promise. I was personable. I was bright. Oh, maybe not academically speaking, but I was perceptive. I always know when someone's uncomfortable at a party. It all became very clear to me sitting out there today, that every decision I've ever made in my entire life has been wrong. My life is the complete opposite of everything I want it to be. Every instinct I have in every aspect of life, be it something to wear, something to eat... It's often wrong."
The large brested one was called The Pilot, Part 1 & Part 2
Serenity Now, Sanity Later.... So true!
It's a festivus Miracle!
As I reigned blows upon him... a festivus for the restofus
I find tinsel distracting
It is still funny!!!!! Do it! Do It!
If someone has a baby, I will always chime in with You Gotta See The Baaaaby!!
GEORGE: This week. My father got a deal from a friend of his. It's Gore-Tex. You know about Gore-Tex?
JERRY: You like saying Gore-Tex, don't you?
ELAINE: You can't even turn around in that thing.
GEORGE: You know that coat was Gore-Tex. It was worth a hell of a lot more than that cheap Chardonnay.