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    Woman wants to be Worlds Fattest

    I tried a search on this and didnt see anything... pardon me if I missed it..

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/102...worlds-fattest
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    I feel very bad for this woman she needs some kind of
    professional help.
    Her partner sounds like a real jerk.
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    Gawd, that is DISGUSTING.

    What a nasty fat cow.

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    I saw that. She is sick. Seriously sick.

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    does she even think of her child....and who is going to raise him or her when she is gone

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    I bet her Health Insurance carrier is happy.. but she did give me an idea...

    I am gonna start a web site where women can log in and watch me drink beer....
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    WHY would anyone want to do this unless there's some kind of mental/emotional disturbance - or even an underlying binge eating disorder?

    I'm not the smallest person in the world either, but I sure as hell wouldn't make a goal of GAINING weight until I was up to 1,000 pounds - good Lord, could one even imagine? No thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dying Breath View Post
    I bet her Health Insurance carrier is happy.. but she did give me an idea...

    I am gonna start a web site where women can log in and watch me drink beer....

    LOL Great idea.

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    From the article posted:
    In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.
    He could double his money and set up a website where people pay to watch her poop. I hear theres a big market for that.
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    The only thing I can think of why she would be doing this
    is because trying to get a Reality show.
    Sadly try and get their 15 minutes of (so called) fame.
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    Damn I sit here trying to find a way to lose this extra baggage and this woman looks for ways to be 1000 lbs. What is even sicker is that she funds her "lifestyle" with a web cam show that patrons pay for watching her eat fast food! Ewwwwww!

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    Why in the hell would "normal" people pay to watch
    a giant woman eat? I think THOSE are the sick people.
    The ones that pay to watch her eat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    From the article posted:

    He could double his money and set up a website where people pay to watch her poop. I hear theres a big market for that.

    Dam!!! Bet she can't even *wipe* herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by djl View Post
    Dam!!! Bet she can't even *wipe* herself
    A mirror and a leaf blower.

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    That seems like a form of child abuse. How will she be able to give her daughter the attention and care she needs? I mean she has already said that it might be hard to run around with her little girl at 1000lbs. So very selfish...... there is obviously something very wrong with this woman.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    A mirror and a leaf blower.


    OMG the mental image.... IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!!!!


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    good god...

    i guess she have found her niche - albeit in a sick, twisted fucked up sort of way.
    I hope she gets help - but she doesn't see it as if she has a problem. first stage is denial, people.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nelliebean View Post
    A mirror and a leaf blower.

    I was thinking a high pressure water sprayer and a mirror...
    either that or a car wash....
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    ::sigh::

    How soon they forget.


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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    ::sigh::

    How soon they forget.

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    Barf. How on Earth does her man....nevermind, not gonna go there.
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    In order to pay for the enormous amounts of food she is eating — her weekly grocery bill is $815 — Ms Simpson makes money by running a website where men pay to watch her consume fast food.
    Ack!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ichabodius View Post
    From the article posted:

    He could double his money and set up a website where people pay to watch her poop. I hear theres a big market for that.
    I think that scat videos are mainly German and Japanese. Her target audience may be somewhat limted. Maybe she could sell her skid-marked Walmart panties.

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    Her self-esteem packed it's bags and left.
    Hasn't been seen since.

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    Can't the courts put you in the psch ward for being a danger to yourself?
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    This is just sick and sad.

    I heard a horrible story about a giant woman brought into the ER with a staff infection on her stomach. Apparently, when her husband wanted to have some relations with old gal he'd use a two by four to push and hold her apron of fat away from her goodies. Then he'd go to town. Well, I guess the wood would send splinters into her skin and got infected.


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    That's been added to the very long list of things I must find a way to forget I ever knew.

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    I've already got the full colored film version stuck in my head for years.


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    I'm sorry to say this, but she deserves heart disease, diabetes, and any other obesity-related complication. And I can't believe I'm saying this, but if I were her insurance company and caught wind of this (which they probably will), I would yank whatever coverage she has. Of course, there is always Medicare.

    What a LUNATIC. I would say she should watch "The Half-Ton Mum" about the chick who was >1000 lbs, couldn't move from her bed, and ended up dying, but she probably has a picture of her taped to her dashboard, so she's inspired every time she goes through the drive-through.
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    I love that she's at the table eating the entire McDonald's menu & drinking a liter of Diet Crush.

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    I hope she gets too 995 lbs and gets hit by a meteor.

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    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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    Quote Originally Posted by GrinReaper View Post
    Her self-esteem packed it's bags and left.
    Hasn't been seen since.
    It might be under her fat rolls.
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    You know what grosses me out the most? She spends $815 a week to eat herself into an early grave while there are plenty of families out there who can't even afford to buy enough groceries to live on. It's instances like this that make me think gluttony must truly be a sin. This woman disgusts me for more reasons than one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mooches View Post
    I hope she gets too 995 lbs and gets hit by a meteor.
    Shes so fat that she has a gravitational pull. If a meteor got close to her, it may just orbit her.

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    Isn't it free to go sit in McDonalds and watch people eat? Who are these people paying to watch that!? She doesn't even bother throwing a head of lettuce in to her cart to keep up appearances.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessa View Post
    You know what grosses me out the most? She spends $815 a week to eat herself into an early grave while there are plenty of families out there who can't even afford to buy enough groceries to live on. It's instances like this that make me think gluttony must truly be a sin. This woman disgusts me for more reasons than one.

    WTF????? Where does she get the money???
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    Quote Originally Posted by JefeStone View Post
    Shes so fat that she has a gravitational pull. If a meteor got close to her, it may just orbit her.
    Ahahahaaa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaRaRamona View Post
    I love that she's at the table eating the entire McDonald's menu & drinking a liter of Diet Crush.

    Wah ha! Thanks, I missed the Diet Crush...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginasaurusrex View Post
    Isn't it free to go sit in McDonalds and watch people eat? Who are these people paying to watch that!?
    Do you really want to know, though?
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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    This is just sick and sad.

    I heard a horrible story about a giant woman brought into the ER with a staff infection on her stomach. Apparently, when her husband wanted to have some relations with old gal he'd use a two by four to push and hold her apron of fat away from her goodies. Then he'd go to town. Well, I guess the wood would send splinters into her skin and got infected.
    If I was with a woman like that I would leave and seek thinner pastures.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nessa View Post
    It might be under her fat rolls.
    If it is, it probably REEKS.

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    Gotta be an easier way to get on Oprah.
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    70 pieces of Sushi in one sitting? Seriously? Okay, I love Sushi, can't get enough of it, but 70? How do you even manage to savor any of that when you're pigging out like that? Though I'm guessing her taste buds are long gone.

    And I totally agree with Nessa, people are trying to feed themselves and their families, trying to provide somewhat balanced meals and all she can think of is, how to stuff herself on junk food for more money in a week than some might see in a month.

    How about a web cam show where people watch and pay for those who are really trying to make ends meet? Who even watches some woman stuffing herself on a regular basis? And that husband of hers must be a real prize catch to boost. Moral support my a**. Either that guy is so sick and twisted he makes Michael Jackson's physician look good or he thinks this is a good way to tie her to him for life. Or else he sees an easy buck in the making. Wonder what tune he'll be singing when he has to raise his daughter alone and when she starts asking why mommy isn't around anymore? Oh wait, I'm sure he'll come up with a reality show for that as well. Moron.

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    Wouldn't surprise me at all if her husband is having affairs with another woman or two on the sly.
    I know I would be.
    Or else I'd leave her first.

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    She'll get to her 1000 lbs then cry and whine to raise money to help her get cut outta her house and get gastric bypass surgery, all televised of course
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    Quote Originally Posted by okidoll View Post
    This is just sick and sad.

    I heard a horrible story about a giant woman brought into the ER with a staff infection on her stomach. Apparently, when her husband wanted to have some relations with old gal he'd use a two by four to push and hold her apron of fat away from her goodies. Then he'd go to town. Well, I guess the wood would send splinters into her skin and got infected.
    Thats some kinda woody
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    Will they have to invent a new crane for this girl?

    I remember the other thread where the family complained of a lack of dignity when removing the humongous dead body from the house.

    It is very important to maintain dignity when demolishing the house in order to remove the 500 pound cadaver with a ten ton crane.

    FFS.
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