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10-27-2009, 07:51 PM
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10-27-2009, 07:55 PM
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10-27-2009, 09:30 PM
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 Horrible guy. Love the hair. - KCSunshine You don't mess with friggin Dave Coulier
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11-02-2009, 04:34 PM
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Well guys, the green cloud of death is again hovering overhead. I am blaming it on Activia, on my 5th day of it and now I stink like road kill lived up my anus. Actually, my 1 dog believes it's her doing it-every time I fart she jumps and looks at her ass like what is going on. Then I laughed at her and tooted out one of those 3 stage rocket farts-toot, toot, bang! Broke the sound barrier with that one. Hubs has shirt pulled up over his nose, dogs went to bed, and I'm popping off fairly regular. It's an air biscuit storm, and it's not pretty.
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#309
11-02-2009, 05:40 PM
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11-02-2009, 06:40 PM
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I bought some more today! I let the first pack go bad.
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11-02-2009, 09:09 PM
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i have four sons that find tuning their farts as comedy gold...ha
they are right into "cup caking " each other at the moment, which makes me think of this.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkfXGZpWCJw beware of thermal imaging ...you can't blame your silent deadly ones on someone else http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1FxI3aVBOs
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#312
11-02-2009, 10:13 PM
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Ack! I thought that was real at first! LOL I toot at work all the time.
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#313
11-02-2009, 10:17 PM
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11-03-2009, 11:45 AM
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Today pretty good, not much activity. But last night was a real treat. I let 1 go so loud my dog jumped about 3 feet in the air. I think it's the Activia, honestly, but my stomach seems better since I started using it, so I'll continue for now, and put up with the gas.
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You are not a color to me. You are not a religion,sexual orientation, age or IQ. You are not a male or female. You are not political, nor pretty or ugly. You are my brother and sister, and I love you no matter what you may be.
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11-03-2009, 04:50 PM
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#316
11-03-2009, 05:59 PM
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How many a day are you having?
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11-04-2009, 05:32 PM
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This past Saturday, my mom and I got together for a girls' day out with dinner and shopping at the mall. On the 45-minute drive to the mall, Mom apologized for the silent-but-deadlies in the car. She blamed it on Italian Sausage she'd had the night before.
While we were in a Bath & Body Works store, the silent-but-deadly hit again. Mom was kind of giggling and trying to walk out of a side aisle. I noticed their room freshener spray and since the music was blaring, I knew people wouldn't hear me using the sample bottle. That neutralized the black cloud immediately! If anyone wants an excellent air freshener, just go to B&BW, it really works.
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11-04-2009, 06:33 PM
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I cannot believe that anyone as good looking as you two, is capable of the horrible crap/smells you're talking about...On the other hand, it's wonderful to think that people who look like you do behaves just like us normal folk...
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11-04-2009, 07:09 PM
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I sound like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!! I let one rip last night while I was in the kitchen, thinking everyone was asleep. Here came Mr RaRa around the corner. He said "Did you STEP on something?" LMHO
We had a playdate today so I skipped the Activa, not being sure of the results.
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#320
11-04-2009, 11:24 PM
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11-04-2009, 11:38 PM
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11-09-2009, 12:15 PM
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A few weeks ago I made Hamburger Helper for the boyfriend and myself. I'd forgotten to go to the market, so it was the last option for dinner as I had found ground beef in my freezer from the stone age, and milk that was about a week past it's expiration date in my fridge. Voila, dinner!! Not an hour after ingesting this delicious last minute meal, I felt the familiar rumblings in my stomach. I thought I could let one slide quietly (I didn't think it would have that SBD threat to it) and just as I was ready to slowly squeeze it out, he let out a ripper. We both laughed and I thought 'to hell with it' and let mine fly, which I politely said 'sorry, 'scuse me' after (I am a lady after all). As the night progressed, boyfriend and I had about 50 rippers between us, and the sorries quickly stopped. I tooted all the way to bed. On the bright side, I got the uncomfortable 'first fart' out of the way, and can now blast off as I so choose in the company of boyfriend. On the bad side, he now asks me how old everything in my fridge and freezer are (which didn't stop him from eating a year old Hot Pocket) Ahhh, the simple pleasures in life.
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#323
11-09-2009, 07:52 PM
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Since the season is right around the corner....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vg9eZxpV3VA&feature=fvw
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11-09-2009, 10:18 PM
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11-14-2009, 05:08 PM
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You are not a color to me. You are not a religion,sexual orientation, age or IQ. You are not a male or female. You are not political, nor pretty or ugly. You are my brother and sister, and I love you no matter what you may be.
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