You might (or might not) have noticed that I am a huge Dolly Parton fan. I mean, I a-dore her. I've had the chance to meet her once at a book signing in LA, but last February, I got to meet the bird in person, for real, and fulfill a lifetime ambition to hug her. I also (embarassingly) presented her with a heart shaped box of Altoids. I said, "My heart, for you." I know, I'm nuts, and she probably thought I was psychotic, but I meant it. Honestly, my face hurt from smiling so much. Anyway, this is me and the girl.