Most of you Yanks won't recognize this woman, but her name is Barbara Windsor - an extremely well known actress here in the UK.  A few years and chins ago, I had the opportunity to meet her.  Actually I only wanted to meet her.  I never wanted to know her.  I had nothing in common with her.  Except - she used to hang out with the famous Kray Twins, another British institution.  Well, I got trapped with Barbara, who was lovely.  I was drunk.  There was nothing to talk about.  At all.  I mean nothing.  I started in about the Kray Twins, and how much I love them.  Then I got nervous and started stammering and apologizing etc.  She was really sweet.  Honest.  Then she just slowly turned her back to me, and walked away.  It was dreadful.  Still one of my worst celebrity moments.