Welcome To Findadeath!


You might (or might not) have noticed that I am a huge Dolly Parton fan.  I mean, I a-dore her.  I've had the chance to meet her once at a book signing in LA, but last February, I got to meet the bird in person, for real, and fulfill a lifetime ambition to hug her.  I also (embarassingly) presented her with a heart shaped box of Altoids.  I said, "My heart, for you."  I know, I'm nuts, and she probably thought I was psychotic, but I meant it.  Honestly, my face hurt from smiling so much.  Anyway, this is me and the girl.